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Computer toucher. Angry about it.

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Post image 08.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1484    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

08.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3276    ๐Ÿ” 751    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

tumblr has positive value, to me, because my friends are there :^)

08.02.2026 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somewhere along the line **someone** has to do the uncomfortable work of understanding what the hell is going on with the code and project (and keeping that understanding current in the face of ongoing changes to the project)

Vibe coding is trading that understanding for short-term gains

07.02.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

well I just had to do it with my partner, too, and we -love- each other

08.02.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also if you think this repo shows that I have an above-average intellect: I do, and I would be great on your team, and you should hire me because my bank account balance just says ":("

08.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, yeah. This is all JavaScript based, even though I prefer Python as an introductory language. Maybe someday I'll do a language-agnostic or multi-language text. Might be fun!

08.02.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then I'd watch these instructors teach and, it wasn't a failure of the student! Just the worst cargo culty instruction imaginable, based on the most horseshit content. These instructors were competent programmers, they just had no idea how to teach shit. Not that I did! But I wanted better.

08.02.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the time I got students from other instructors who had just execrable understanding of really basic topics. Just the worst practices. Metaphors that would only make sense to people who had lobotomies performed with specific techniques in laboratory conditions.

08.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The main thing that I learned during this career is that teaching introductory programming is *hard*. So many people just lean on the most dogshit examples. If I ever hear someone explain OOP using car or animal metaphor again I'll scream. "Let's implement a .honk() method!" I hate you!!!

08.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GitHub - rjmagley/introductory_dsa Contribute to rjmagley/introductory_dsa development by creating an account on GitHub.

Hi! For those of you who don't know me personally, you should know that I spent like five years teaching at boot camps or boot camp-like organizations. I've compiled some notes from teaching and have elected to give them to the world. Someday I'll do something with these! But I am so tired.

08.02.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that is not full disclosure. that is the minimum viable disclosure for this topic. fuck you

08.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1-panel SMBC comic update. The caption below the comic reads : "Technically, Jesus could make fish appear anywhere he wanted." The drawing inside the panel shows Jesus yelling at a man with his back towards the frame. Another man is trying to stop him. Jesus says "what's that, Mr. Moneychanger? A bit short of breath? Like *something* is blocking your windpipe?" The man trying to stop him says "enough Lord! Release him! Please!" Prompting Jesus to reply "very well."

1-panel SMBC comic update. The caption below the comic reads : "Technically, Jesus could make fish appear anywhere he wanted." The drawing inside the panel shows Jesus yelling at a man with his back towards the frame. Another man is trying to stop him. Jesus says "what's that, Mr. Moneychanger? A bit short of breath? Like *something* is blocking your windpipe?" The man trying to stop him says "enough Lord! Release him! Please!" Prompting Jesus to reply "very well."

Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.

COMIC โ—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moneyc...
PATREON โ—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE โ—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

07.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

man I had to explain the sankey chart thing to a friend today. it was, not great

07.02.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

07.02.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38104    ๐Ÿ” 6881    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 304    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

07.02.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7225    ๐Ÿ” 2207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

"your honor, if it would please the court, I would like twenty hours to set up a variety of household items throughout the courtroom before calling the next witness"

07.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like I am not a lawyer but when I imagine law I imagine serious men and women in formal suits referencing dusty-ass legislation. there are no Erector sets in sight. absolutely no oranges are rolling down a path delineated with pencils in my imagination of legal defense or offense

07.02.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26
Page 1 of 33
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC.,
Plaintiffs,
-V.-
AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST;
OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25,
Defendants.
24 Civ. 9429 (KPF)
OPINION AND ORDER
KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge:
In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue
LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these
misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an
Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation,
Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have
been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained
a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr.

Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 1 of 33 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC., Plaintiffs, -V.- AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST; OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25, Defendants. 24 Civ. 9429 (KPF) OPINION AND ORDER KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge: In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation, Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr.

Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33
Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging
technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4).
Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the
Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his
submissions.
Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes.
And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research
and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files
submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those
submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the
Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11
and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering
default judgment against it.

Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33 Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4). Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his submissions. Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes. And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11 and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering default judgment against it.

Hey, so, I donโ€™t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

05.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1924    ๐Ÿ” 369    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 210

"redolent of Rube Goldberg" is a fatal description of anyone practicing law, imo. imagine you get sued and you get a lawyer and his strategy is to set up the Overwrought Legal Contraption. the Byzantine Court Juggler

07.02.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. itโ€™s dangerous, itโ€™s shitty, and itโ€™s wrong

07.02.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9574    ๐Ÿ” 1462    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 286    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

hot damn, this game had such a soundtrack and reading about it as a youth was my first real exposure to any kind of queer people

07.02.2026 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sign says T4T bar and grill

Sign says T4T bar and grill

went here and everyone said they love and support you

05.02.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1595    ๐Ÿ” 274    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
AI Chatbot That Only Responds โ€˜Huhโ€™ Valued At $200 Billion

AI Chatbot That Only Responds โ€˜Huhโ€™ Valued At $200 Billion

AI Chatbot That Only Responds โ€˜Huhโ€™ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

05.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4361    ๐Ÿ” 883    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

trans women are allowed to dress like Marshal Zhukov if they so choose

05.02.2026 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

and the name is, not great, either. you had so many options

05.02.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fat Dad Sits On TV Remote Like Mother Hen Warming Young

Fat Dad Sits On TV Remote Like Mother Hen Warming Young

Fat Dad Sits On TV Remote Like Mother Hen Warming Young

05.02.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1584    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

trans guy who's afraid that using the stall will out him so he shits in the urinal

05.02.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

04.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2416    ๐Ÿ” 881    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

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