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Alice in Wonderland is an Isekai: discuss.

Would that this happens to Twitter and X

Project Hail Mary and For All Mankind season 5 releasing within a week of each other was done for me specifically actually

There are full adults who can vote that are younger than Taking the Hobbits to Isengard

an open palm with 400mg ibuprofen, 50mg spironolactone, 2mg estradiol, and a 5mg THC gummy

girl dinner :3

“we know you’re eating a hot dog”

Shotgunning pepto bismol just to feel something

Social media has killed cryptids. The odd humans you’d mistake for creatures of the night in small towns or the woods are now busy going viral on the internet.

If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.

consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov

I can’t switch to OLED because knowing me I’d burn in “Meet Hanako at Embers” within the first year

That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie. Powered by our proprietary WaveStopper™ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

Bernie Sanders, seated under a blanket in a winter coat, knit beanie, and gloves

babes wake up, new cold bernie sanders dropped

Happy new year everyone! If you have a 3DMark license via Steam, remember to run Time Spy Extreme today for the achievement before it’s unattainable for another year

Alright it’s officially early 2026, where steam controller

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture

merry yaoimas and a happy new yuri!!!

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

Clipart of Santa pointing to text: The Salvation Army is NOT a Charity. They're an Evangelical Protestant Church that uses donations to actively oppress LGBT Rights. They've threatened to close thousands of NY Soup Kitchens if forced to adhere to Civil Rights laws w/ Gay employees. They refuse helping LGBT homeless that come to their Shelters. Donations are spent lobbying against LGBT rights globally. Please research a Charity before donating. Happy Holidays!

The annual reminder

We already have a Sea of Sorrow and it’s called Coral Tower

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

i've had so many people tell me this tweet got them to transition

My playtime in Clair Obscur isn’t to be trusted because there’s a moral obligation to idle on the start screen for 2 minutes and 50 seconds every time

If I had a nickel for every game in my steam library about amphibians whose biggest ambition in life is to go to space, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

peekaboo

A modified screenshot from Celeste (2018). The player stands in front of a large memorial written in pink, blue, and white text. It reads: — Transgender Day of Remembrance — This memorial dedicated in loving memory to all those who perished on the climb

I’m freezing and I need to pee all the time

hrt is magic

The fact that a raging homophobic racist bigot like Marjorie Taylor Greene is seeing the writing on the wall with all the pedophilia and going "yeah I'm out" means there's a breaking point that's finally being established

I’m gonna track down the inventor of the glue trap and throw them into a volcano