Basketball or soccer? Wouldn’t change the scale much, though.
22.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Are all oligarchs also misanthropes? Or is it just the tech oligarchs?
22.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bat Mountain sounds much cooler.
19.02.2026 12:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Plus, "I'm Just a Bill" is so much catchier than "No, the president can't just do whatever the hell he wants to do anytime he wants to anyone he wants it done, you moron."
18.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My teacher’s name was Mr. Seng, but everyone called him Stubby. He needed a booster seat. The ‘70s was not an empathetic era.
18.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Darn time limits.
17.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My favorite skier is Jens Truthteller.
14.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He'll pin it on Maduro.
14.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey, it's the meats-and-ferments guy with a 45-year-old teenager. Cool.
13.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes, and religious fanatics.
12.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Time to break out the Pat Boone records.
09.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pooper Bowl
08.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They're actually perfect representatives of our racist kleptocracy.
07.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Not a strategy so much as SOP: racists being racist, rapists raping, liars lying.
06.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This Corey Lewandowski: "I have no obligation to be honest with the media."
05.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It's a long-term, committed relationship, much like the one she had with that puppy.
05.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Regular season down to 18 matches?
04.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Which city will they terrorize next?
04.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Forever Royal
02.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The sodium bombs will do the trick.
02.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bring noise-canceling headphones, a book and a headlamp.
31.01.2026 23:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"movie"
31.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That's called "The Small Johnson Defense," after the Speaker of the House Mouse.
28.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Top 100 Prostitution Movies
Didn't make the top 100: www.imdb.com/list/ls00489...
28.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"Melania" < Colonoscopy Prep
28.01.2026 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Flu?
27.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fewer actual journalists. More opinions. Cool.
27.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And, of course, Operation Desert Shitstorm.
27.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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