Chuck

Kenji rec

CourtLink tech support is in quite a bind

At a busy counter service restaurant it is unethical to snag a table before you order, because doing so increases the time that tables are unavailable yet not being used for eating and makes it more likely that people who have received their order will have no table to eat their meal on.

Sun-day, Moon-day, Tyrs-day, Woden's-day, Thor's-day, ????, Saturnday

12-inches-is-a-foot ass naming system

A couple wayward/loose storylines in there before they figured out what they wanted to do with the show but it might have ended up being my favorite ever

I miss the old brand #CDC

Straight to hell

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

We seem to disagree on whether a nation being kicked out of its land from millennia because it fell on the wrong side of lines Stalin drew is an okay result. I obv think that result is bad and defending against it was just. But I think we otherwise have a lot of common ground and can leave it here

okay that one is actually mean

fucking shithead and illiterate moron are covered, does the enlightened stance haver have any further insults to offer

"ethnic cleansing is bad, BUT"

What happened to Artsakh as soon as the buffer zone around it was removed? Was that a good thing?

Being against ethnic cleansing but also against a nation defending itself against being ethnicity cleansed is perhaps not as enlightened of a stance as you think

Jayson Tatum has been, and will continue to be, basically a perfect NBA star from the moment he entered the league. The most professional, prepared, and low drama star imaginable.

Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.

Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules

Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

Very Normal Miscellaneous Dog twin!

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oh wow

It's ridiculous that hotels charge like 250 if people smoke cigs in the rooms, they should charge an actual zillion

Is there a silver lining? No.

We're on like year twelve of Duo reminding me to care about accents. First of all they're not called accents, second ... no

LIV 3 - 1 WHU MATCH ANALYSIS:
When they advertise for the "MY LFC" app on the sideline video board but the steward is blocking the "C" it looks like they're advertising for MYLF

The anniversary gift schedule was definitely put together by a divorce lawyer

smh at couples celebrating 5 years nowadays by doing fancy dinners or cute getaways or expensive gifts whatever. Have some traditional romance fellas, give her your

Apropos of nothing —

Having the first pick in the first round is more valuable than having the first pick in the second round. By the ~5th round it doesn't matter as much. So the correct snake draft order is:
1-10
10-1
10-1
1-10
then alternating 1-10/10-1 from there.

Someone remind me next august