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Okay, but you still have to maintain structural integrity. You can’t have it falling apart on launch like a cardboard boat.

So what *is* the most aerodynamic sandwich?

Table. I will be taking no questions at this time on how it pertains to love. That’s on you.

Not gonna lie. Thought you were getting CDs from Elvis’ granddaughter until I realized I’d spoonerized Riley Keough.

Was also thinking The Stones until I remembered that wasn’t the whole name.

The Roots?

Dave Attell has bit about “lemons and ass”.

Slightly diminish a band

They Wish They Were Giants

Partially painted miniature.

Partially painted miniature.

WIP: #miniaturepainting

There are multiples of these, so they’re easy to tag team.

I should really finish watching Firefly one of these days. May even try it again in the right order.

Americans will use anything except the metric system.

A blue chicken and a pink hot dog in a plastic bag. They’re perfectly fine, thank you.

I, uh, may have picked up a copy of Chicken vs Hot Dog for $2 at the bin store.

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein,
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Scrabble tiles.

An 18” pair of metal tweezers.

Anybody know how to make a large Operation boardgame?

Scott Alden from BoardGameGeek has barked up that tree. No dice.

I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE YOU

So... “Do your own research.”?

That tracks.

We’re going to have an entire generation of children who will never be welcome anywhere except in their own country - because their parents and grandparents couldn’t understand what made the country great to start with.

Lowlights from the 9-year-old niece’s birthday dinner - her pointing her fingers at her parents and declaring “No gift cards? How dare you!”

Followed up later by receiving a gift from a family friend and exclaiming “Finally. Somebody gave me a present.”

Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is:

YouTube video by Karel Kříž Paul McCartney - Silly Love Songs 1984

People think Silly Love Songs is trite and treacly, but it deftly weaves together three harmonies … and that bass solo!

youtu.be/kmr-1UVYrQw

The self-wankery that is Give My Regards to Broad Street?

Soundtrack is full of re-recorded/extended bangers from The Beatles, Wings, and solo McCartney.

Think of it as a bunch of long-form music videos instead of a feverish nightmare of what turns out to be Occam’s razor.

Got another “Hey, when are we gonna hang out?” conversation last night.

You know that person. They’ll never initiate contact until you enter their orbit through an unrelated event and then make it sound like you’re the one keeping them from enjoying your company.

A partially painted miniature.

Starting up my #miniaturepainting again.

Wife found a streaming channel for cirque-type shows and now I want to see Quidam all over again.

The bar/speakeasy we stumbled into after dinner last night. No sign, door was a piece of brown painted plywood w/ no handle.

Friend had the winner drink of the night - Captain Howdy.

www.apothecary.bar

“You might have a long lost sibling you never knew about.”

“My four-times-married father who cheated on and left his first three wives to finally marry his high school sweetheart 50 years later makes that an almost certainty. No thanks.”

Wife has been wanting me to spit in a test tube for several years to send to Ancestry.

So far I’m refusing for the same reason I never got on Facebook.

A mirror image of a man in a black shirt and black/gold vest.

Damn I clean up well.