Similar pants to store the pee and I'm in.

I'm 'slippers just make sense' years old.

Why don't they respond with 'im with the free press'?

But a Canadian millionaire is basically a trillionaire!!!

Weird. ICE cars are more likely to burst into flames but EV drivers are more likely to be hot.

I'd join ICE if I got free subs thrown at me.

There should be a German word for 'there should be a German word for X'.

Is someone getting me a coke?

Is someone getting me a coke?

That's competencyism!!!!

Maybe some brain embolisms are good?

Breaking - there was a second sub shooter

Okay, back to hating New York.

Z gets the Canadian vote for that

Don't have time for this ATM, will ketchup later

If Mamdani wins I will continue to not visit New York. Not cuz of Mamdani I just hate New York.

Happy Incel Day to all who celibate.

Hail Jerry

Trump on 60 Minutes is a wonderful emetic.

They got him into the MRI machine by telling him it was a tanning bed.

As a Canadian, I'm constitutionally required to apologize for your upcoming disappointment

Think of those ICE goons going home after work and taking out their shame on their wives. Well *virtual* wives I guess.

Canadian poutine finally paying for itself

One more day of caring about baseball and then life can return to normal

The sexual abuser formerly known as Prince.

Like Trump, I start my day with a cognitive test.

It's so strange to see a member of the royal family make bad decisions

With the tariffs, Jays won that game.

Ziploc bags would probably keep food quite fresh if I was ever able to seal them.

I try not to judge Canadians who travel South to the States for the winter. So far my attempts at not judging are not working.