If anything deserves going “viral” — this is it.

Hearing this for the first time (last week) reminded me of the first time I heard Primus’ Frizzle Fry.

Like, what IS this? And why does it rip so hard?

File under: Every accusation is a confession.

Hard to fathom no one voted for this clown, yet he’s the one directly responsible for the chaos.

10/10

2026: Black Friday Month

Her sister was a “big guest”?!

Is this Stephen Miller?

An Interview With the Portland Chicken Rachel Saslow

Jack Dickinson, 26, says “we’re winning this.”

🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands.

Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵

Everything in Its Right Place!

This is a spectacular visual. A+

DRAG HIM

“RAW WATER”
Perfection!

Does 47 even know how to drive a car?

Earrings?

Those are so rad!

This administration believes that 1 plus 1 equals 3.

Hell is not hot enough for these bastards.

They’ve been rehearsing for this day. So utterly calculated.

Trump’s former Secretary of Defense, James Mattis, said it best (in 2020): “Donald Trump is the first president in my lifetime who does not try to unite the American people — does not even pretend to try. Instead, he tries to divide us.”

DOUBLE RAINBOW, Xmas edition. #portlandoregon