They don’t recognize the judiciary

They don’t recognize the constitution

The don’t follow the law

There’s no one to enforce

They don’t care

I’ll keep voting for socialists baby. Come at me, bro.

MASAC: Make America Smaller And Crappier

Mad props that she is the voice of reason

The only thing I care about is handling business at Happy Valley

Again, I realize we’re supposed to look at you, but I’m looking at your dog.

There is nothing better than falling asleep right after sex. You can have the win.

Who can fly in this economy?!

The ballroom will Trump’s Ryugyong Hotel

Is something wrong with his brain?

I realize this is body shaming but why are the “young” members of their “master race” all so well fed?

GOP = Grand Obese Party

I miss the early 90s when you could just sit around with your buddies listening to alternative rock and casually talk politics about the “system” and everybody just nodded and agreed it sucked with no knowledge or specifics

I managed an upscale restaurant for a few years. I used to say the only difference between it and low was table clothes and lighting

Trump is a traitor to America. Especially those who voted for him.

So we’re openly gonna do war crimes and brag about it?

You gotta raise your eyebrows when you bend the strings 🤘

Copy/paste for Marty Robbins

This is what I’m saying. When she is the voice of reason things are bad.

Do they not understand the word “visit”?

The only solution is a coup

It’s her emails

That’s 100% Mitch McConnell

That’s a massive flip on the PSU game

When you’ve been fighting depression for the better part of 35 years, lil crushes-especially the awkward ones-are sometimes the only bright spot in your day. Like a phrase from a song that gets stuck in your head that becomes a meaningless personal mantra only you can hear.

They can take the advise my dermatologist gave me at 14 when I started going bald—“just get a nice collection of hats and be happy you’ll never have to buy shampoo or pay for haircuts. Confidence always wins over hair”

Yes, I hit puberty and immediately started growing hair everywhere but my head.

Oh my god the world has gone insane

This is the playbook, folks.

If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.

Do not be quiet in this moment.