Avalon Ranger

pov you are a banshee

A dumbo rat with big sad eyes, captioned, "RATS." Text: Dude, if I don't see my bros in like 2 hours I'm gonna be cowabummed out...

An illustration of a fancy mouse with white patches, captioned "MICE." Text: If I see another man in my house I will slit him open from mouth to anus and wear him like a jacket.

Pet Rats vs Pet Mice

oh you ☺️

Tuxedi cat on the back of a chair in the sun, being scratched on the head.

Tuxedo cat sitting on a chair in front of a plate of scrambled eggs and veggie bacon

Tuxedo cat sitting serenely in a sunbeam on a chair, eyes closed as she dozes.

Spoons I LOVE YOU--

“I bought another book”
-transactional
-people will ask if you REALLY need another book
-reminds you of your sad bank balance

“I have paid a terrible price for this knowledge”
-intimidating
-classy Faustian vibes
-implies that all books are priceless treasures. Which they are

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All of the words in my works are my own, and shout out to @avalonranger.bsky.social who helps me out with my covers, character art, and literally everything else. I never would have taken the plunge without them.

AI Isn't welcomed here, and if you use AI neither are you! SCRAM!

Two bunnies sit closely on a white towel. One is light brown, the other white with brown spots.

My thoughts on Generative AI

aren't you tired of being nice? don't you want to go apeshit? Ogata from golden kamuy, transplanted into the fallout new vegas setting, talking to the courier Robin. Ogata has the right side of his face heavily scarred and he looks very cat-like as he says it. Robin meanwhile is a blonde trans woman with green eyes, pale skin and two parallel scars running over his left eye, which i foggy with cataracts. He sweats nervously as he does in fact consider going apeshit. behind them are the two statues of the mojave outpost

Robin in a patched brown hoodie. He holds a radio up to his ear and looks pensive. the text reads "when i have to do something morally wrong so i have to call the mot unethical friend i have so they can validate my actions"

oh robin, you're really in it now!

#falloutnewvegas RP sillies with my partner <3

ending the art spam for the moment to post the one meme that got bizarrely popular on twitter

#pokemon #rika #clodsire

Dragon Age The Veilguard: Bellara Lutare in one of the Shadow Dragon outfits. Chibi Neve and Ashur in the background looking on approvingly. A reference to a banter between Bellara and Neve where Bellara really wants to try being a Shadow Dragon agent.

Dragon Age The Veilguard: Taash in one of the Antivan Crow outfits, emphasis on the flowing cape. Chibi Lucanis and Teia in the background, Teia being particularly fangirly. A reference to a banter between Taash and Lucanis where he mentions that he'll request Teia to obtain a Crow outfit for them.

Dragon Age The Veilguard: Lucanis Dellamorte in the Grey Warden 'First Warden' outfit. Chibi Davrin and First Warden Jowin in the background, Davrin giving a cheeky grin while Jowin covers his chest in horrified anger (his outfit stolen by Lucanis). A reference to a banter between Lucanis and Davrin where they joke about the title of 'First Talon First Warden' and its combinations.

faction swap ⚔
#Veilguard #DragonAge #DAV #DATV

A fun thing about ADHD is that the spite reflex works regardless. Does telling me I need to do laundry sometimes turn off any chance I’m going to do it? Yes. But constantly telling me to abandon my fellow man because all hope is lost is now being met with “fuck you I will just love everyone harder”

mu very first Balatro win screen Best hand - 54,229 Most Played Win - Straight Cards played - 321 Cards discarded - 45 cards purchased - 53 times rerolled - 8 new discoveries - 11 seed - 2mgpmqpb ante - 9 round - 24

WOO!

Husband and Husband-in-Law got me into Balatro.

It finally happened.

I get it now...................

what a twist...........

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

your 30s are just your 20s but you finally have names for all the shit that's wrong with you both physically and mentally. also the silly freak shit you like will still be there. hitting 30 does not turn your interests into mist

there’s no way to say this without sounding like a bowl of extra useless crunchy granola i realize that but my god is it ever important to turn that panic energy into caring-for-your-communities energy

Reposting for the evening crowd! A very earnest invitation to join me next Saturday for Hourly Comic Day! And read my old ones here: www.lucyknisley.com/hourly-comic...

Avalon spends all four panels from 11pm to 12 am looking at other hourly comics. "Reading people's hourly comics, I love it." He smiles as he looks around. "Seeing how the same day was experienced by all different people. It's nice." "Whether you're an artist or not, no matter what it is you did today." Avalon ends the day as he began, sprawled in bed and comfortable as the laptop screen illuminates his face. "I always love seeing them <3"

Hourly comics make me feel oddly sentimental, does anyone else feel that way about it?

4pm - SHOPPING TIME. two thumbs up and a goofy determined smile, immediately instead becoming an exaggerated frown as the words 'no name' float around, as if the grocery company haunts me. 5pm - "Where the hell are the peas" (Walked past it twice) A close up panel follows, pondering an onion, or UN YUN as it's written.

6pm - Carrying all the food inside in one trip, drinks in hand, groceries in hand paper bag clenched in teeth. Then biting ravenously into a baconator. "BORGER TIME." 7pm - Reclined and saying "Yeowch!" How i sleep knowing the bacon i are and the gastrointestinal hell it'll rain won't be /my/ problem if I don't front.

8, 9 and 10pm Dragon age + House MD Tsuka and Avalon intertwined and cuddling, watching tv surrounded by hearts.

A day well spent <3

8AM to 9AM 4 panel comic "Back & body hurts, i wiped out on the ice yesterday" my sona, defined by their undercut and perpetual hoodie, lies in bed in a family guy death pose. Battered and comically placed band-aids over their clothes. "I'm the polar opposite of ppl who sleep naked hoodie, shirt, pants, 3 blankets. -100 emoji-" They look tired as they're sat up in bed. They sit with their arms open and shout "WHERE IS MY WINNIE". The next panel shows the aforementioned Winnie, a blur of a cattle dog, launching herself at me. Intricate Morning Ritual.

10am - They yank on a frozen shut sliding glass door with all their might, teeth clenched while winnie hops are excitedly. "All so she can stand there" As winnie stands in the snow outside, staring back. A standoff seems to be occurring. 11am - Pouring an entire coffee into their mouth before hunkering down over their tablet and drawing, tongue sticking out. "Silly goofy fanart time"

12am - YESSS. YES! Eyes wild, grin bordering on unhinged, pen flying back and forth. They then lean on the two pieces of art, one of Kiryu from yakuza meeting Boris from smile for me and the other of the self insert sona watchign the two, bemused. 1pm - A scruffy man with a button up shirt, mullet and elf-like ears, barely awake, barely alive. "I'm Awak." Tsuka says. Avalon becomes a human torpedo and launches himself at Tsuka surrounded by hearts. tsuka has the wind and life knocked out of him as Avalon hits him square in the chest. "HUBSAND."

2pm - The caffeine has worn off enough for us to realize we're hungry, dissociating a little bit with a faded yet shouted "AH FUCK I GOTTA EAT" Immediately following the artist gnawing on a bof of oatmeal like a raccoon in a trash can. They grip the desk and glare at the box, as if willing it open through their clenched teeth. 3pm - Sprawled out in bed watching youtube on call with Tsuka, James and Alice, who appear in a speech bubble through the headphones. "You sound flat." Says Tsuka. "Nuh Uh."

#hourlycomicday2025

A black-and-white comic with six panels, three across two rows. It is labeled "HOURLY COMICS DAY FEB 1, 2025" across the bottom of the page. The top is labeled "OH BOY 2AM". The first panel, labeled "JANUARY 25", shows Puzz sitting at an out-of-frame computer, wearing a headset and smiling placidly while typing. Bugs, represented just by a speech bubble with a little cartoon bug next to it, saying, "one week warning. it's hourly comic day soon." The second panel, labeled "JANUARY 28-ISH", shows Puzz leaning against her hand scrolling on her phone, on which is, per a speech bubble, "[meaningful convo on making hourlies in a time of sociopolitical strife + stress]". The third panel, labeled "JANUARY 31", shows Puzz looking at her laptop while putting on earrings; Frankie, represented by him popping out of a speech bubble emerging from the laptop, says, "It's my BIRTHDAY which means it's your last warning before hourlies". The fourth panel, labeled "NOW", shows Puzz drawing on her tablet with a determined expression, while a speech bubble with Cricket says, "[HBG SPOILERS]". An arrow pointing to Puzz reads "Finishin' birthday art". The fifth panel shows a speech bubble from Hallow saying, "I'm gonna actually try doing Hourlies here's what I got for 12am-2am." Puzz goes wide-eyed with a look of realization, and the final panel shows her on hands and knees with a shocked expression,with huge text behind her reading "FORGOR".

oh god it happened again

I cast spell of OLD

Kiryu and Avalon post-fight, looking pleased with themselves as they celebrate with a fist bump that Avalon meets with enthusiasm while Kiryu seems to be humouring him.

Same pose as the previous image, but now Avalon and Kiryu are older with Kiryu looking as he does in 2022, when infinite wealth takes place. He is wearing his black shirt and pants, his hair is gray and he looks older and more tired. Avalon has aged significantly, his hair is streaked through with gray, though he's still maintains a few magenta streaks. He's wearing glasses now and one of his front teeth is chipped. Is wearing a navy blue v-neck and giving Kiryu a tired but bemused smile.

Then and Now

#yakuza #yakuzaoc #selfship

check it out it's a full scene from my movie "Jalei Loves U"

Avalon, in his dark blue and gold road hockey gear, lining up a slapshot with the legs of a typical gaudy suit Yakuza NPC who is wielding a knife and facing away from them. Avalon narrows his eyes with determination and the goon glares offscreen.

Avalon's swing connects with the man's legs and sweeps them out from under him. It flies with a wide arc, well above the man's head. He spits out blood and grimaces in pain.

Kiryu lunges forward and connects a punch to the man's face, using the momentum of Avalon's slapshot to send him flying and a tooth out of his mouth.

Kiryu and Avalon post-fight, looking pleased with themselves as they celebrate with a fist bump that Avalon meets with enthusiasm while Kiryu seems to be humouring him.

🔥HEAT 🔼 MOVE🔥

#yakuza0 #oc #yumeship

It's rough to be in America right now so here's some actionable tips🧵

1. Fascists know they are lying & know supporters know as well. Proving that they are lying to them is pointless.

2. Capitalism pursues the path of most profit & least resistance, human rights be damned. Fascism provides this.