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the TikTok debate over whether you should recline your seat on an airplane is a psyop propagated by big airlines to drum up support for removing the option to recline your seat. this is the only conspiracy theory I believe

oh… that’s another engineer i know and respect who sold out to go build weapons at Anduril… 😔💔🥀

Some intern at Royal Caribbean continuing the time-honored tradition of accidentally notification spamming a million people 🥹

Pitchfork has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with the new Playboi Carti album

i used to think that i was bad at my job, but the chucklefucks who “manage” the apartment i live in remind me every day that the bar can indeed always go lower :)

if Donald Trump could do the NYTimes crossword he would be PISSED at 58A today

DOECHII SHOUTED OUT TAMPA IN HER ACCEPTANCE SPEECH LETS GOOOOOO 813 BABYYYYY

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nvm film forum please extend this into the 2nd week of February!! 🙏

chat where can I watch No Other Land

☝️🤓 “ackshaully Elon’s salute could be interpreted as a Roman salute and-“ SILENCE ✋✋ I have already paid one thousand witches on Etsy to curse your entire bloodline

perhaps the funniest consequence of pokemon cards becoming lucrative again is that the costco subreddit is now just a de-facto fight page

riddle me this liberal… if the show is called Nobody Wants This, why do I want another 3 seasons? checkmate

won’t someone please think of the poor reckless driver who will now careen into this diverter 50 miles above the speed limit 😢

tonight’s pad see ew has been bumped up from a 5/10 -> 6/10!!! Switched up the sauce recipe, and added more egg + gai lan, but now it’s a touch too vinegary…

“congestion pricing bad because MTA will mismanage the funds” brother they could light that money on fire and I would still be for congestion pricing. the reduced traffic, pollution, and safer streets are enough for ME!!!

made pad see ew for the first time tonight… and can i just say… the nyt cooking recipe is kinda ass 😭

there are lots of things that can explain lower volume than normal, so i want to wait and see what the steady state traffic volume is over the coming weeks before declaring that congestion pricing has done its job in nyc. Fingers crossed!!!

i’m just as excited about congestion pricing working as the next based and transitpilled citibike enjoyer, but i do worry if traffic inevitably creeps back up again that baselines like these will cause critics of congestion pricing to suggest that it isn’t actually effective

cannot overstate the degree to which i am negatively polarized against nimbys.

like, if you go to a public meeting to speak against lower cost housing i think the city should eminent domain your house and your house specifically

is that a threat

millennial trying to explain how her ayahuasca trip felt like hell: “have you ever seen stranger things”

What if ayahuasca made you stop podcasting? Podcast Episode · Search Engine · 12/13/2024 · 1h 1m

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contrarian grifter realizes the conservative culture war is bullshit only after self-inflicting brain damage. truly one of the most unintentionally hilarious podcasts I’ve ever listened to

my phone waiting for the only time in my life where I need the alarm clock to work to show off the nifty bug where the alarm clock doesn’t work

Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color

Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon

Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up

when it comes to any Internet Discourse, it helps to remember that you are probably arguing with a 12 year old

never change reddit

And here I was thinking I was attending my first Indian wedding scot free

I have been SCOURING NYC for the Vita HK style milk tea cartons ever since I went to Hong Kong in February, so imagine my excitement when I finally found it on a totally unrelated side quest!!

me personally? I’m thankful for swedes because I can just replace every piece for pennies ship of theseus style