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If DC is in a "state of Emergency", a liberal government should feel free to run roughshod over Red states when the tables turn.

Fuck Putin shirt.

He should pull an Elon and wear a suit jacket with this shirt.

When sanity is restored in this country, we need to nationalize these and shutter them so that the vile, evil people who erected them get what they deserve and lose these ill-gotten gains.

Shorter Trump: "I don't think."

The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.

Grok is wrong here. For someee reason, Trump only calls minorities people of "Low IQ".

Ayn Rand... Funny reading her work now as she had it almost entirely upside down about who would be destroying the world (though in exactly the ways she wrote).

It has become abundantly clear that the Constitution is not up to the task of defending the Republic when acted upon by internal terrorists. It is high time that "We the People" draft a new Constitution that is set up with appropriate guard rails to safeguard the system.

If Trump wants his Peace Prize, he can arrest this war criminal.

If anyone wants a pair of Peace Prizes, they can arrest them both.

Ironically, Colbert said it best.

Cool. Do Elon next. If we're spending $450M of our tax money on Alligator Alley, might as well get our money's worth.

Look, if we demand this of one corrupt, pedophile-rapist-enabling GOP politician, what's to stop us from demanding this of ALL corrupt, pedophile-rapist-enabling GOP politicians?

(and I literally mean ALL of them at this point)

If they're just randomly disappearing people to foreign gulags, sign me up. I'll be collecting bonuses while shipping off white billionaires.

US National Debt is $36,827,747,410,161.

They're always so concerned about the national debt when Democrats are in power... I have an idea that could solve that problem in about 37 seconds...

If we don't unReagan our economy (and fast), it's going to start feeling a lot like France in 1789... But maybe all the money in the world can help glue a head back on...

As with abortion, the rich will still have access to these life-saving medical procedures.

So Democratic Texans will be subject to taxation without representation? Let's see how that goes for the facists. 🤔

No, I'm Texan. Texas is a Voter Suppression state.

What a chickenshit. Obama and Biden could fly. Trump's just too scared.

The odds against Xi Jinping's newborn son being named the new Dalai Lama are astronomical... And yet...

Hi, former Foreign Service Officer here

The Secretary of State might be interested to learn that visa requirements and terms are generally reciprocal. We do it to them, they do it to us.

It's going to be 7 years into the Trump dictatorship and they'll still be blaming Biden

Great. Supreme Court Justice Bartrimo confirmed.

The Tampa numbers don't count because it's all conservative white men like Benny committing domestic violence.

Investing my life savings in DC area wine sellers. 💲💲💲

I was told Kamala was a warmonger and there would be peace on Earth just because Trump wiggled his little... finger. 🤔

I requested a new social security card 3 months ago. The website says it should take 7-10 days to process. I've emailed and called to no avail. Republicans need to FIX what they BROKE.

I'm sure we'll hear the typical calls from the right: "Socialism! Communism!"

Wait, he didn't already win that for "Covfefe"? For shame, Nobel Committee. For shame.

"Who could have expected this thing that every first year economics student predicted would happen??" 🙄