Son of Raucous

Sell them at the school fete as “shit boomerangs”
Make them in to boats for hamsters.
Turn them into shoes for cats.
Worship them a a new deity.
Use them to tile your downstairs toilet.

No. It’s a bat you play wom with surely.

Bloodiest of the blood sports.

To play Wom with?

You. Against the wall.
We’re going to dunk you in the Pacific garbage patch!

I am a fellow sufferer of the “unable to cajole my facial muscles into anything remotely resembling a smile” condition.
I’m smiling on the inside. Honest.
Is anyone broken yet?

Fair.

If you haven’t seen the interview with Valtteri Bottas then you haven’t seen a man who’s happy to be back in an F1 car.
I’m glad he’s back.

We are dumb.
It’s just sometimes our dumbness is also embarrassing. 🤣

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Just a bit more.
*wait. Does this look pervy?

Life would be terminally boring if we played by ALL the rules.
Who needs that?!?

Nutter! 🤣

Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat.

Stay in your lane!
I’m the only Raucous in these parts missy. 😆

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?

No.
Do I need to?!?

Live scenes. 😆

Fabulous Darhling!
I’ll mix it with booze and go out diva style.

I know you’re not supposed to put cotton buds in your ear, but maaaaaan, does it feel good!

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Yeah I’m a fucking mess

Fabulous.
I much prefer talking to people like you when I’m doing tech stuff. It’s just more fun.
Cos then you can do password restarts like VisaKn0b@1

…my beer.

SMILE YOU MISERABLE FUCKO’S!!!

Woo hoo!
No longer looking like you’ve be scrapping.

Old knees. My right one hyperextends.
I’d been looking after it, but stumbled drunk down a single step and…
Snowboarding is going to be fun!
That’s what pain killers are for huh?!?

She’s my style icon! 😍

Can’t. Listening to Emigrate.

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I’m ET

A knee brace. It’s around my ankle.

New knee brace is doing a cracking job. 👍🏻

Fucking shit mate.
Demand to see the manager.