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Thatcher using the proceeds of the North Sea oil to pay for a bunch of middle-class tax cuts, instead of investing in a sovereign wealth fund, was one of the biggest dick moves ever made, on behalf of the people of the UK.

Making Lunch - Gator Days Characters Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective child. Ember's older brother. Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER! Transcript Panel 1 Liam and Ember are having some lunch. Liam has made a peanut butter sandwich for himself. He prefers a simple lunch with minimal texture surprises. Ember is sitting in front of jars of peanut butter and jelly with labels claiming they are "Natural" and "Fruit Flavored". She also has a loaf of bread and is wielding a knife! Don't worry, it's one those thick butter knives for kids that's designed not to pierce or slice. Although it's still probably dangerous in Ember's capable hand. Liam: Do you want me to make you some lunch? Ember: NO! I WANNA DO IT! Panel 2 Liam turns his attention to his sandwich and takes a bite. While controversial, he prefers smooth peanut butter. The texture of crunchy is incredibly unpleasant in his mouth. He holds no ill will towards anyone else who prefers crunchy. Panel 3 Liam suddenly feels something sticky on his arm. He looks and sees that some jelly has mysteriously landed on him. Now would probably be a good time to see how Ember is doing. Panel 4 Oh no. There is peanut butter and jelly everywhere. The butter knife has been stabbed into the loaf of bread. The peanut butter jar has been knocked over. The jelly jar is no where to be seen. There's a slice of jelly covered bread stuck on the wall. Everything is incredibly sticky. Liam does his best to take this in stride. Liam: What did you make? Ember: MISTAKES! If you see the jar jelly, please tell them to come home. We miss them.

Making Lunch - Gator Days

A sign at the BBC saying, incorrectly, "Don't tell him your name Pike". As we all know the correct line is "hey Pike, don't tell the German U Boat Captain what your name is, your name being Pike. Private Frank Pike. Remember not to reveal that information". Classic.

Love those famous sitcom catchphrases

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By removing writing from reporters’ workloads, we’ve effectively freed up an extra workday for them each week. They’re spending it on the street — doing in-person interviews, meeting sources for coffee. That’s where real stories emerge, and they’re returning with more ideas than we can handle.

Writing is thinking. Taking the writing out of reporting is perverse. Writing is the point at which you knit together what you’ve found out and work out what it means.

Why did former teen superstar James Van Der Beek need help to pay his medical bills? A fundraiser was set up to help the actor's family after expensive cancer treatments devastated their finances.

Dear UK users
This is what Farage wants for the UK - private medical insurance
"in the US private healthcare system, even those with insurance can face high deductibles and thousands of dollars in out-of-pocket costs"
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every alt band photo

YouTube video by BBC Music At the Drive-In – One Armed Scissor (Later Archive 2000)

I had to revisit.

Fucking glorious.

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When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x

Reddit post accompanied by a photo of hot looking young Stalin with lovely hair: hey guys how do I get Stalin hair without showing the barber a picture of Joseph Stalin.

Just remembered this

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

Why does this building look like it’s saying “Pheven”? x

YouTube video by Otava Yo Отава Ё – Сумецкая (русские частушки под драку) Otava Yo - russian couplets while fighting

Отава Ё – Сумецкая (Otava Yo - Sumetskaya)

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Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

The temporary switch from 2.35:1 widescreen to (I think) 16:19 in Life of Pi, creating the illusion that a fish has jumped out of the screen.

Today on Libero, we finally turn to VAR? How did we get here and how can it be improved?

#premierleague #var

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Show me something more perfect. You can’t x

YouTube video by TED How to tie your shoes | Terry Moore

There really is a TED Talk on tying your shoelaces correctly. It actually works.

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YouTube video by AILLBREAKFAST A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music

it's an extremely february day

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4 panel comic in which a brown dog floats out of a garden into the sky, and then eventually floats away from the Earth into space.

the adventures of floaty dog

‘Whoa Black Betty...’

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

Bench plaque: '"A bench? I wanted a pyramid!" Malcolm Purvis - a truly talented man'

Big fan of this memorial in Bath

Bad Star Trek is like a two hundred page essay explaining an inspirational poster. Bad Star Wars is like watching a dog drive a moped off a cliff.

Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To

Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To https://theonion.com/man-struggling-to-pierce-orange-peel-with-fingernail-un-1819579648/