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Smarter than I look, dumber than I smart. jonkorn.com

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Review "Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes" (not a sitcom I guess?)

19.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With a little bit of Homer's endurance in the Homerpalooza/cannonball episode?

18.02.2026 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta call Chet!

13.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Included is my favorite dessert

12.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Dangerous Men

11.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wet Hot American Summer!

11.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I like classical music?

06.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'People will only buy this if we trick them into it."

06.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real question: did the Wiz forget about Trae, too?

04.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Mavs current return for Luka (and Kleber!) is Max Christie, Middleton (RIP), AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, the OKC 1st rounder this year (aka 30th pick), and a top 20 protected GSW pick in 2030.

Is that good?

04.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stats are important

04.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a LOT. Coke city. But the song slaps.

22.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I really like this! Trying to test the limits here:
Inside Man?
13 Assassins?
Mean Girls?
The Big Lebowski?
The Muppets Take Manhatttan?

22.01.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're never gonna guess what the movie is called

22.01.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hell yes! Miike is the best.

21.01.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeff Garlin IS David Zere IN "What A Big Man"

12.01.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Prices | Adult Swim UK
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fingers crossed Mamdani drops the bike lanes equivalent of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ9y...

12.01.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

flipping over my tray of 7 hotdogs and hooting

09.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The REAL two and a half men

06.01.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Roy Wood Jr. post that reads: He played one muhfugga, another muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THAT'S TWO AND A HALF MUHFUGGAS!! and he ain't get no trophy?!

Roy Wood Jr. post that reads: He played one muhfugga, another muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THAT'S TWO AND A HALF MUHFUGGAS!! and he ain't get no trophy?!

@roywoodjr.bsky.social has the definitive take here, I think...

06.01.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they need a "none of your business" button

29.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping the committee can overlook one isolated soup-throwing incident and make the right choice.

16.12.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Celery Toasts (Published 2016)

This is the shit that will make you a believer cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018...

08.12.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fish Story Sometime in the 1980s, Caspar Salmon's grandmother was invited to a gathering on the Welsh island of Anglesey, attended exclusively by people with fish surnames.…

His shorts are really rad too. Think this one is my fave. Totally different subject matter, but you can see the same humor: vimeo.com/220461263

21.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

20.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10773    πŸ” 8024    πŸ’¬ 325    πŸ“Œ 788

Hot Zip Ties Near You πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

20.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

17.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pet Shop Ploys?

(I'll show myself out.)

14.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with dreadlocks and a nose ring is crying . Alt: Rick James just said "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
13.11.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

had me choking on my spaceghetti

11.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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