President Goku 🌐

no they remember charlie chonk. taylor swift just wrote a diss track about her

a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him . ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .

they want protestors to burn flags

wordcels need shape rotators, and shape rotators need wordcels. such is life, such is bsky

i'm glad you asked

To me (in the US) it has always seemed like you belong to whatever class you currently live like - not necessarily what you can afford, whether that means debt or frugality. The only exception coming to mind is the Old Money vs New Money thing, but I'd bet even that's a lot different

me eating a 2am greek yogurt

yeah every couple needs it

yea yesterday i found out that some subreddits consider justifying coups to be a bannable offense

it's just his lieutenants doing whatever they want without oversight, while he fleeces everyone he meets like an old man who won't stop flashing people. the more he blabs about something, the easier it is for them to take huge illegal steps toward it without pushback

i hope they remember their masks

that is exactly the right amount of complicated, shout out to all my queans

muscle relaxers are more addictive for me than mild opioids. god i love melting into the furniture

has been a rather illuminating week for the non-evangelical parts of the judeo-christian right

look at that subtle off-white coloring. the tasteful thickness of it. my god, it even has warhammer figurines

making legislation possible again will destroy the conservative consensus. they've been coasting for a long time on "it's democrats' fault we can't pass our contradictory agendas," and their whole party shits itself whenever the onus is on them (house speaker, epstein, H-1Bs, etc)

it was a butt. wasn't even painted orange

collecting my tickets for Beast Mode Park from a burning building

i did that a little bit ago. they changed it a lot. at first you're like "what the fuck, why would you fucking ruin perfection" but by the end game you realize that you were a god damn fool to doubt the pdx stellaris team

i really thought there was gonna be some cool-ass jack-o-lanterns under there

hard not to feel like mordor is at the gates after five fingers at the dive. maybe it is

the only thing that can beat a bad guy with a pocket monster is a good guy with a pocket monster

if they can't last then i'm not sure if any of us can. this is bleak

dude's in his kitchen at 2am looking at the ice cream like

holy *grail

gave my kids "the talk" about thermonuclear weapons testing on bikini atoll. my wife explained virginity the other day so i guess that about makes us even

coming across as conservative has been the democratic holy for a decade. babyfication is the future

been the runnin the raffle on 'er all night. still no half-time orange

the veins in my head popping when my kids drop some casual homophobia that they picked up in school

Ideally they delay it with 1 month extensions until the ACA cuts hit (early 2026), then if Republicans don't concede (IMO Dem demands aren't enough but w/e), pass it a few months before November. Use the goldfish brain to their advantage for once

somebody's up there draining the pisser