Joanie Middleton

Farage promises to build more jails by Our Reform Correspondent Nick Money BRITAIN'S next prime minister, Nigel Farage, has vowed to expand the prison service to deal with the increasing lawlessness in Broken Britain. Farage said it was imperative that we have more prisons to accommodate law-breakers such as Reform MPs. Said Farage, "No, let me finish! We are looking at hundreds more Reform MPs after the next election, and with our vetting systems we are guaranteed to have a vast number of criminal members of Parliament, who have stolen public money or pushed their girlfriends down the stairs." When asked how much all this would cost, the Reform leader explained in great detail that he didn't have a clue and couldn't care less. Farage also promised to send the worst offenders to El Salvador, following a successful pilot programme sending Reform supporters to live in Dubai.

When so much of the media rolls out the comfy red carpet for Farage, Private Eye trips him up and milkshakes him.
Be more Private Eye.

Just to keep more @andreagibson.bsky.social in our timelines with one of my faves of theirs…
Rest in poetry Andrea.

Aaaah 😢😍

are you fucking kidding me

Incredible but unsurprising that this is where we find ourselves

The lives lost in Gaza: A closer look at those killed in the conflict so far The death toll from the war already dwarfs the numbers killed in previous bouts of fighting between Israelis and Palestinians in Gaza over many decades.

“Reuters examined the data from the Gaza Health Ministry to look more closely at those who have died.

It found that more than one-fifth of those killed in the territory were children under the age of 12. More than 1,200 families were completely wiped out”

Beyond enraging

Pres, Gagliardi, of the 🇺🇸 Federation of Musicians:

“We will not remain silent as 2 of our members Bruce Springsteen & Taylor Swift r singled out & personally attacked by the POTUS. S&S r not just brilliant musicians, they r role models & inspirations 2 millions of ppl in the US & across the🌍”
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Here for this version of island of strangers. Not Keir’s. Not Nigel’s.

Urgh. Glad you are all safe . Sounds horrific

this would be the kind of scandal that demands resignation if these people had any commitment to public service!

Incredible.

UK risks becoming ‘island of strangers’ without more immigration curbs, Starmer says PM unveils policies to ‘significantly’ drive down net migration including English tests and degree requirements

I absolutely cannot with this. This from a supposed fucking “human rights” lawyer. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

🤬😭💔

Taliban Arrest 14 People For Playing Music And Singing Taliban authorities have arrested 14 people in northern Afghanistan for playing musical instruments and singing, activities they restricted since taking power, provincial police said on Saturday.

In Afghanistan, 14 people were arrested for singing and playing music. 🇦🇫🤦🏼‍♀️

Enjoying music isn’t officially a human right — but when we read news like this, it definitely should be. 🎶❤️

#TalibanUnplugged

🔗 www.barrons.com/news/taliban...

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

Truly. May he get what is coming to him as soon as possible.

This by itself is impeachable.

Perfect reason right here for FIFA to revoke America's invitation to host the World Cup.

Could not be more disgusted with Israel. Hard to know what to say about the levels of criminal depravity that are just being allowed to continue as if nothing is happening. Fucking disgrace.

Yes this too 😩

This is about all of us. Never forget that.

Was over for me when he felt it was ok to stand with Boris and Israel in not sending emergency food and water to Palestine before then taking it back. No matter where you personally stand on the conflict this is a war crime which he would have been more than aware of. Been a steady descent since.

If only the New York Times was as eager to front page a president showing signs of mental illness as they were showing signs of age.

This sums the whole situation up quite nicely.

A sign says, "Why protest? Because it's easier than hiding a family in your attic."

A sign says, "Hey MAGA, get ready. The giant Dillon of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

A sign says, "You can simply post 'he's an idiot' and the entire world will know who you're talking about."

A sign says, "Which crimes get you deported and which ones get you elected president?"

This one woman in Savannah, GA had a series of savage signs: front and back. 🥲🥹😆

#protest #mayday #may3rd

Sometimes I just stop, shake my head, and think how ridiculous it is watching my country be destroyed by a demented old man just because some white people are afraid of the future.

Mother of autistic boy left with £10,000 debt after breaching DWP rules by £1.92 a week Over five-year period Oksana Shahar – who cares for her son – was paid a small amount more than carer’s allowance earnings limits allow

This is a fucking disgrace @dwp. Get your shit together and focus on corporations instead of this cruel ridiculousness. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...