"at the work chili cookoff" probably isn't where I would try out a brand new recipe...

Yelling "Collapse! Collapse!" At my screen like I've got a prop bet on a Jenga tournament

some days you ask a question and have 15 experts breaking it down for you in concert. in exchange every other day you will get intrusive thoughts like “ACAB includes ghostbusters. post it. post it right now. right fucking now.”

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Two black cats who are called "the idiot brothers" lying down and facing each other

The dolts at issue

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

enjoy my 3 minute edit

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

Vance Boelter, a Trump, GOP voting Christian nationalist, was radicalized in part by QAnon, the same conspiracy promoted by Trump and Republicans, even though they knew it had radicalized others to commit violence.

Boelter had a hit list of 70 liberals. He killed Melissa Hortmann and her husband.

Tappy with a big check with the board members of the Milwaukee LGBTQ Community Center 🏳️‍🌈

WE DID IT 👏🏳️‍🌈

I can't thank our community enough and neither could the board members of the Milwaukee LGBTQ Community Center - They invited me down so they could pass on a very heartfelt thank you for all the donations and attention we brought to their work!

REPORTER: did you talk to Republican colleagues about your anti-secret police bill package that they absolutely will not sign onto?
ME: 👎👎👎

chat is it good when Lovecraft works as real-life political theory

Gentle reminder that occasionally it’s beneficial to put down your phone, go outside, and judge and criticize people in person.

in the steppe club. straight up "yurting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My Genghis

Stay salty DC 🔥

HP Lovecraft: what if you you saw a cosmic horror and it made you go crazy
August Derleth: what if you saw a cosmic horror and HP Lovecraft wrote it
Robert W Chambers: what if you saw a really off-putting shade of yellow

I don't get why it's such a big deal that trans people want to play in cis people sports. We let cis people participate in speedrunning tournaments.

*deep breath*

More Democrats should sound like Hunter Biden?

The AI as God thing really separates the actual antitheists from the posers. I will assemble friends and kill that computer as a service to our dignity as a species.

people on here aren’t gonna like hearing this, but a sympathetic former ICE agent cutting ads about being forced to drop investigations into child pornographers to arrest gardeners would probably be pretty effective messaging.

TYPES OF CIVIL WAR OFFICER 1. Autism's strongest soldier. Has a personality disorder but lives in an era where psychiatric medicine consists largely of laudanum and different temperatures of bath. Famously effective, enduringly divisive. Postwar career: promoted far beyond the level of their incompetence or skeletized remains in a ditch somewhere (Grant, Jackson, Longstreet) 2. Messy bitch who loves drama. Actively worse leadership than pointing anyone who shows up with a gun in a direction and telling them to go nuts. All things being equal, every commissioned officer rank will be occupied by these guys in peacetime and arguably a large part of the gradual snowballing success of the Union consisted of more vigorous sectional politics weeding them out faster. Postwar career: photographed in uniform and maybe a very tedious statue and biography or two (McClellan, Lee, Rosecrans) 2a. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Antietam: messy bitch who loves drama and also loves posing for photographs and has become good at it. Would be very good at dying gallantly in a meaningless charge into a fortified German trench, but is tragically too early for it. Postwar career: universal admiration followed by complete historical oblivion a generation after their death (Burnside, Bragg, Hood) 2b. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Chancellorsville: submissive and breedable partyboy inexplicably wearing stars. Each army gets exactly one; reporters love them, nobody exactly hates them, but when the red mist dies down historians unanimously agree they were a liability. Postwar career: who cares (Custer, Beauregard)

3. Ideologue. The higher the ideologue gets in the chain of command, the less interesting they are as officers qua officers. The ideology is usually just racism, but there were also a few extremely weird German communists exiled to the Midwest who imprinted on the Union like a lost baby bird. Every Confederate officer you've never heard of but have seen statues of is this guy; they treat war as posting by other means. Postwar career: forum avatar (Early, Sherman) 4. Fighting Joe. For whatever reason, the officer's contemporaries have decided a fine thing to call him going forward is "Fighting Joe", and now here we are. You are watching Fighting Joe, the worst general officer in the American civil war. Postwar career: being Fighting Joe (Hooker, Wheeler) 5. Steppe warlord junior varsity. A late development, largely on the Confederate side; these officers, like a dog fed on human flesh, have decided they're done with civilization and, after a failed attempt to inaugurate iron-fisted strongman rule over a random scrap of the deep South, keep wandering off into places they consider uncivilized and being just about as useless there as they were in Arkansas or wherever. Postwar career: incarceration in a Turkish prison (Kirby Smith, Sibley, Norris) 6. Dark triad sicko. Perfectly functional within an organization if properly contained, but if left to their own devices will absolutely start rounding up civilians and doing Saw shit, and you just gotta account for that when having a civil war. Postwar career: bedwetting and starting fires (Forrest, Butler)

ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go

I love that Brad Lander is essentially a wife guy for his platonic male friend that he was technically running against

we're living through one of the greatest technological revolutions in the history of mankind and it's not AI

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

The sole criteria I will be voting on in the 2028 primary is which candidate credibly promises to put the largest number of Trump officials in prison. I do not care about any of their other policies.

Kaalia of the Vast Dating Pool of Suitor Dragons

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge

me: yeah

my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad

me: ok wait, that’s not really–

my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again

me: four loko