A beautiful woman does you the favor of breaking those fuckass glasses and you don't even tell her thank you?

Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.

Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/

Legal weed for high speed Legalize weed Fun broadband Everyone wins

~1/3 Wisconsin lack access to affordable high-speed internet. Over 10k WIsconsinites are arrested each year for cannabis.

Data from neighboring states tells u: tax revenue from legal cannabis could fund rural broadband. More to come: francescahong.com

Let’s legalize weed and use the revenue to invest in high speed internet.
Who’s with us? 🙌

Bass pro shop PC baby

"female reporters sleep with sources" factoid actually just statistical error. Average female reporter sleeps with 0 sources per year. Olivia "Old Man Hunter" Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted

Thing that rattles around in my head:

Fifteen or so years go I attended a book event for two ghost hunters. One of them just casually said, "As we all know, ghosts can't move anything heavier than a five-pound bag of flour."

I think about this ALL. THE. TIME.

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

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Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

"at the work chili cookoff" probably isn't where I would try out a brand new recipe...

Yelling "Collapse! Collapse!" At my screen like I've got a prop bet on a Jenga tournament

some days you ask a question and have 15 experts breaking it down for you in concert. in exchange every other day you will get intrusive thoughts like “ACAB includes ghostbusters. post it. post it right now. right fucking now.”

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

enjoy my 3 minute edit

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

Vance Boelter, a Trump, GOP voting Christian nationalist, was radicalized in part by QAnon, the same conspiracy promoted by Trump and Republicans, even though they knew it had radicalized others to commit violence.

Boelter had a hit list of 70 liberals. He killed Melissa Hortmann and her husband.

Tappy with a big check with the board members of the Milwaukee LGBTQ Community Center 🏳️‍🌈

WE DID IT 👏🏳️‍🌈

I can't thank our community enough and neither could the board members of the Milwaukee LGBTQ Community Center - They invited me down so they could pass on a very heartfelt thank you for all the donations and attention we brought to their work!

REPORTER: did you talk to Republican colleagues about your anti-secret police bill package that they absolutely will not sign onto?
ME: 👎👎👎

chat is it good when Lovecraft works as real-life political theory

Gentle reminder that occasionally it’s beneficial to put down your phone, go outside, and judge and criticize people in person.

in the steppe club. straight up "yurting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My Genghis

Stay salty DC 🔥

HP Lovecraft: what if you you saw a cosmic horror and it made you go crazy
August Derleth: what if you saw a cosmic horror and HP Lovecraft wrote it
Robert W Chambers: what if you saw a really off-putting shade of yellow

I don't get why it's such a big deal that trans people want to play in cis people sports. We let cis people participate in speedrunning tournaments.

*deep breath*

More Democrats should sound like Hunter Biden?