Matt Reames

Favorite new genre of TikTok: dudes, advising people to leave the United States to escape their debts

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Tiger woods is on a golf course labeled as KC 5-4 and is facing a older white man who is smoking and wearing loud pants who is labeled Carolina Panthers 5-4

Intel: Latest on Bill Belichick job security, potential recruiting violations The latest VIP news on what's going on behind the scenes with UNC Football and head coach Bill Belichick.

Lolllllllll and, I cannot overstate this, lmao 247sports.com/college/nort...

Goddamn

buddy i stick with cheap meats and expensive vinegars

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test

Jean Smart silently disassociating while David Zaslav mansplains and invades her personal space.

New meme just dropped

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Is the cure to Male Loneliness running Weak Iso out of the I-Formation?

TCU’s new food item looks like purple shit

looks like grimace took a shit

imagining the alternate universe where stockton rush wasn't piloting the titan sub when it popped, was prosecuted by the biden DOJ in 2024, pardoned early in 2025, and is running NOAA today. thank goodness for small miracles i guess

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Welcome to CBS News with Bari Weiss; I’m Bari Weiss. The top story tonight is that my maverick opinions are being silenced by the woke left

Incomprehensibly dire stuff going on in Chechen cuisine.

I will do this for $500/hr

really shopping with my eyes

i can’t think of a single problem where you’d be relieved that THIS guy finally showed up to resolve it. dispute over winnings on a riverboat casino? bejeweled class ring gone missing? rigged carnival game accidentally let a kid win?

Apparently I’m not the only person who was today years old when they found out this account was not a bit?

The Eno River has reached record levels, rising over 22 feet in the past 24 hours. This is the view from downtown Hillsborough, North Carolina.

Things aren’t going great at #Auburn.

I started using Claude code last week and that shit is just incredible. Gemini is.. not so much.

"they want to tax the sun and wind" is a line that (D)'s could get a good 40 to 50 years of mileage from

whose uncle is this

SC river the ‘most contaminated’ from dangerous forever chemicals, study finds Forever chemicals are a threat to public health. They can sicken people who regularly eat fish tainted by the chemicals or drink water with forever chemical pollution. A new study found one SC river t...

So proud of my hometown for being #1 in something!

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