Ted Cruz

Jesse Watters is 100% on Grindr no cap fam. "Men shouldn't have the hiccups", "men can't drink out of straws" "felon47 has the ultimate dad bod!"

Fellow Earth Humans, it is foolish to put a second nuclear reactor on the moon!

Another one?

Mr. President, are you going to eat that? 😋

I see why he bankrupted casinos.

NEW: My lawsuit against the DOJ for the Epstein training videos has been assigned to Judge Beryl Howell.

Wow, the Democrat legislators just up and left T'exas. T'exas is in the state of duress! You would never catch me, Ted Cruz, anywhere outside of T'exas if any of its good people are experiencing hardship.

Why would you say this Fellow Earth Human? Without my insider trading or dark money that is only possible by Citizens United, then I would only earn $200k per year, which is barely enough to be upper class!

NY Gov. Rips Cruz After He Calls Her Out For Wearing Headscarf To Fallen Muslim Police Officer's Funeral Sit down, Ted.

It's time to sit down, Ted.

Cruz is the personification of an anal fissure

Ted Cruz has the common sense of a cockroach.

Cruz has always been a big pile of shit

His own constituency can barely stomach him without gagging.

Hold on, fellow Earth Human
Politicians are leaving T'exas? And for political reasons? Where are they going on vacation? Why haven't they invited me, the most absent politician?

Harrison Butker? More like Habsburg-chinbutt. LMAO goteem

Fellow Earth humans, what is the deal with the "male loneliness epidemic"? Is it contagious? Why does it only affect right-wing men? How can it be women's fault if it is a male epidemic? Is it manufactured like Covid-19?

Wow, I am learning so much about what to do as a US Senator!

Fellow Earth humans, why do you not simply activate the terraforming ray? It was used to direct hurricanes over republican-leaning counties. Do you need to recharge the hydrogen-fusion cell?

Fellow Earth human, I am confused. Why is this Earth human man reconsidering his vacation just because there is an inconvenience to someone else? If there is a flood or snow storm in the land of T'exas, I continue my vacations.

We are being “governed” by the dumbest people on the planet.

Idiots.

WHAT???! NO IM NOT A LIZARD! IM A HUMAN LIKE ALL OTHER EARTH HUMANS! IM NOT A LIZARD AND IM CERTAINLY NOT AN ALIEN! YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF Ḱ̵̤̞̼̈̐͋́͂͆͒l̵̡̳̗͉͔̙̦͑̋͌͐͘a̴̧̛͍̜̣̣͂r̶̲̭̦̻̩̺͛̆͘͝ñ̵͓̩̤̪͔͖̆̾̊b̴̹͌̀̽̋̔̃͘á̷̟̩̦͕̚r̶̢̟͔̜̦̟̻͐̆́͝ś̷̗̯͇͎͚̥͂ͅs̵̩̓̕͜ͅͅs̴̝͉̙̺̃̂̓̅͌̈́̑͌͜

It really puts a bummer on my vacations

He is everything that’s ugly & vile about politics.

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I let DJT call my wife ugly on TV. You know what I did? That's right, endorsed him for president.

Imagine being a straight-white-male (tm) and calling a grown man "daddy". Imagine calling THAT grown man "daddy."

I got nothing. Cruz is a giant piece of shit and needs to GTFO.

That sounds like a fun place to vacation!

There’s evil…and then there is Ted Cruz evil. A father who supports a known pedophile. A congressman who vacations while you freeze to death or drown…

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You know who is probably a very ugly cryer?

Ted Cruz.

Someday, I hope we get to see that ugly cry face.

How can Texas, in statewide elections, keep re-electing this pretentious talking-chunk-of-phlegm?

I have a hard time believing Ted's parents could vote for HIM. #TedCruzPhlegm