Ted Cruz

Well at least no elected Republican official said something egregiously horrendous. For example, if someone said "Let's stop attacking pedophiles," that soundbite in an ad would be devastating.

Fox and Jessie Watters specifically are useless trash. They make Jerry Springer look serious. This really does look like they masked up Robert O'neill for these fictional "interviews". This fits right in with right wing influencers showing up in Portland pretending to be Antifa.

If you are Amish and have autism, some old guys with brain worms and dementia don't think you exist. Login on your abacus and DM (Direct Mail) me a letter, then I can spread your story on my printing press.

Mike Johnson says he'll swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social as soon as she wants. Okay, so how about today?

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today!

What dog?

i don’t understand how he wasn’t aborted

ted cruz is such a little bitch

I'll have you know I took an IQ test and got a 74, which is a C!

Pam Bondi? More like Sham Bondi amirite?

Hello fellow humans! In order to appeal to the youth, I have paid for another Earth human to repeatedly stick me with an ink infused needle to produce this permanent image of the Back Street Boys on my skin. Behold!

25th amendment time

I voted for Zarmok the Irrational because I thought his unique approach to governance could bring a refreshing dose of rationality to "politics at usual." But his recent performance has been anything but

sToP aTtaCkInG pEDoFiLeS

ICE Gestapo attack the Police n they do nothing. WTH? #iceout #chicago

Indigenous Nations Plan Tariff-Free Trade Corridor Across US-Canada border “We’re not begging for crumbs anymore. We’re demanding what’s rightly ours."

"We’re operationalizing our old corridors—taking ancient trade routes our elders told us about and articulating them in a modern context."

Indigenous nations plan tariff-free trade corridor across US-Canada border.

From our friends at @nationalobserver.com:

Fellow Earth Humans! In my pursuit of becoming President of Earth, I am preparing to run for President of USA! Here is my platform:

Stop attacking pedophiles
9/11 Memorial with MILF porn
RICO charges for any left leaning organization
Resume the forever war with Iran
Shut down all satellites

It's true! I found that pretending to be a serial killer improves my pool numbers.

A frog just defeated ICE. Somewhere Pepe is crying.

Same judge. While Miller rails about judges.

Harmeet Dhillon (DOJ) publicly targeted this judge on Twitter a couple weeks ago.

"All you have to do is look at the TV"
Trump is being "briefed" with regime-sponsored AI generated videos of things that the Wormtongues of this regime and P2025 want him to see. Want to invade Portland? Have Brian Kill-the-homeless-meade's likeness talk over an AI fire of a city labeled Portland.

Ahh dude, it's a blast here. Should out to Peter Thiel for paying for it! Jk, it's the US taxpayer.

"My people tell me different. They are literally attacking and there are fires all over the place". Who are these 'people' of yours? Would it be quicker to just say "authors of Project 2025 that I appointed to my cabinet"?

You have to admit it’s hilarious that literally 6mos ago Argentina was the country MAGA was saying was gonna dunk on all the neolibs and show them how to run a proper economy and now they’re literally begging for (and getting!) a handout from American taxpayers.

Clown ideology. 🤡