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Take it from a cishet guy that this is simply the best advice

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

YouTube video by Python Space Weather - Jaded and Dreaming (Full Album Clone Hero Charts)

youtu.be/Kf6uh6kauz8 I made this smile

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Yeah, this is why I went super hard on UFO 50 and then burned out fast. There were so many unoptimized categories at the time but now everything is getting pretty set in terms of routing and it lost the spark. Wish I had a better answer for you, cause I'm in the same boat

Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt You leftist furs amaze me. Like seriously calling anyone that disagrees with you a Nazi or racist. like seriously do you know you could actually be a productive citizen instead of wasting your time being a keyboard warrior? Star Raccoon! A coup was attempted to over throw the government and install a dictator as the leader of this country. Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt @DiezelRaccoon Replying to @StarTheRaccoon I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round* 11:05 PM 1/12/21 Twitter for iPhone

Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever

I have always found that once a game gets optimized, I start to lose interest. The big time saves are gone, the strats are getting less consistent and more difficult, and the dopamine rush of PBs hits less often and not as hard

So basically speedrunning is drugs

This one's for the food service employees.

If an order says no pickles and you accidentally put pickles on it, then take them off, fuck you. Straight to hell. Might as well have taken a shit on it and wiped it off with your hands. It's tainted, throw it out.

Yeah I had to toss my lunch today.

One of my favorite bands reached out to me to commission a chart of their unreleased single?? And sent me their upcoming entire album??? I did not expect charting to come with perks like this holy shit

Look it's cool if it's gonna snow again but can it snow on a god damn weekday so I can miss work? Tired of this weekend bullshit

large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Satisfactory easily. You get to pick the music and sometimes a huge creature clips into it and gets stuck on top of the elevator cab for the rest of the game

Not to mention historically twitch has done this exact style of campaign without calling it a "sponsorship". It just applied if you streamed in the category. Disguising it as an opportunity for small streamers is so deceptive and gross.

YouTube video by Python Howling Giant - Beholder II: Labyrinth (Clone Hero Chart Preview)

I'm now taking Clone Hero chart commissions! Check out the most recent one I did for Howling Giant: Beholder II: Labyrinth

youtu.be/e2K4qCHLnak

It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri

Stop

You're missing out. You know you want to.

Dark souls speedrun

“I miss when GDQ was about speedrunning”

How fragile do you have to be to miss the current Dark Souls WR record holder speedrunning the game in full armor because pronouns show up on screen

I might be interested! I'll keep you in mind next time I'm looking to schedule a sync too

That sounds fun! It's hard to schedule them with groups but I've had fun running them with just one or two friends. It helps that mandz got into them too so we can just start one whenever

I've only done syncs (some turned into asyncs). I feel like a lot of the fun is in popping off for each other

I know everyone's posting stuff like this, but I wanna keep up with people from GDQ! I swear I won't delete the butterfly app this time, don't be shy to message me for games! Rivals 2, other fighting games, archipelago (I'd love to show you if you haven't tried), pretty much anything!

I'm stealing Cumshot Divination if I ever form a technical deathcore band

I have not seen anyone talk about the weird ass bathroom doors in the rooms yet. Why can I see through them? Why do they not lock? Who thought this was a good idea?

As soon as I find a better drummer than me it'll happen

Glad we got to hang again and you killed your runs/comms as usual!

I've been toying with the idea of submitting a CH drum showcase, maybe the time has come 👀

It's 10am at a hotel in Pittsburgh