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Spiritual Director. Progressive Lutheran Pastor. 5w4. Dad Jokes. Opera Nerd. Blue Jays fan. @MappingTheSacred.bsky.social He/him π¨π¦ π
Q: Where does Satan wash his hands?
A: Helsinki
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Lutherans when riled:
And though this world, with devils filled
Should threaten to undo us
We will not fear, for God hath willed
His truth to triumph through us
The Prince of Darkness grim
We tremble not for him
His rage we can endure
For lo, his doom is sure
One little word shall fell him
Snow day! #OntarioStorm
15.01.2026 15:35 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Happy 505th anniversary of
Martin Lutherβs excommunication!
Iβve been seeing a lot of these and one of the ones that almost fell for was with Rachel Maddow.
02.01.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On this New Yearβs Day, I am defying the cult of productivity by lying in bed, sipping coffee, and watching videos of animals reacting to ghosts.
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For those who are unsure, today is Saturday οΏΌ
27.12.2025 14:58 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 2My biggest New Years priority is to read more books to beef up my brain. Iβve been coasting on my looks for far too long π¬
27.12.2025 13:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Q: What do French people call a really bad Thursday?
A: A Trajeudi!
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An Americano, eggnog cruffin, and a book. Lovely start to my day off. Swimming is next.
19.12.2025 18:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was 11:00 where I grew up
16.12.2025 00:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I picked up my nativity set at the gym
12.12.2025 13:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My take on the βWar on Christmas.β
09.12.2025 01:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was at Trinity Fort Erie this morning so I needed to take a few selfies with them.
07.12.2025 22:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This was on my office door in Niagara Falls. I guess itβs official!οΏΌ
03.12.2025 01:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just did an exorcism on a house, but the owner couldnβt pay me, so the house got repossessed.
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer. Apparently the paper was jamming. οΏΌ
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Thanks!
08.11.2025 01:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have successfully fallen back
02.11.2025 13:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just a reminder to fundamentalist Christians who are calling today βdemonicβ οΏΌthat All Hallowβs Eve (or Halloween) originated as part of a three-day Christian festival called βAllhallowtideβ beginning today, then moving tomorrow into All Saints Day, and culminating on November 2 for All Souls Day.
31.10.2025 19:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My new costume. I was going to dress as a Sexy Preacher for Halloween, but I figure I do that everyday π€·π»ββοΈ
31.10.2025 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An Americano with a French Onion danish. A civilized and delicious lunch on this brisk and rainy autumn afternoon.
31.10.2025 17:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This evening, Iβll engage in the traditional pre-Halloween ritual and head out with a backpack filled with bars of soap, eggs, and toilet paper.
#IYKYK
βFor we hold that a person is justified by faith apart from works prescribed by the law.β(Roman 3:28)
This is the first Reformation Sunday I donβt have church obligations since 1994.
From my spiritual direction practice, Mapping the Sacred.
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