Brian

This is what happens before I start talking to you about synthesizers for hours with painstaking detail on why the Yamaha CS-80 is the greatest synth of all time.

THIS is why Democratic leaders must be replaced sooner rather than later.

9:42 AM: Amy Klobuchar posts a photo with Lindsey Graham bragging about her "bipartisan meeting" and how they "stand with Ukraine"

1:40 PM: Lindsey Graham is on Fox News "trashing Zelenskyy and praising Trump and Vance"

tweet by lichthauch: your ancestors didn't have therapy. they had forests, mountains, deserts and oceans. (‘forests, mountains, deserts, and oceans’ is crossed out and replaced with ‘alcoholism’)

Out for 2025: bragging about inbox zero.

In for 2025: letting junk mail build up until you reach Inbox 666

Trump in Disbelief as Bishop Calls Him Out in Inaugural Prayer The Washington National Cathedral bishop criticized the new president as he just sat there and watched.

I've written about how the commentariat historically abandons their calls for unity and bipartisanship as soon as Republicans are in power, which is why you won't see the pundit class defending the bishop who urged Trump to rule with unity and benevolence towards all newrepublic.com/post/190519/...

Do not

Do not

Do NOT

Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons.

You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.

AND WEAR A GODDAMN MASK

bad day to have eyes braincells and morals lads

a cartoon drawing of a potato with a battery on its head ALT: a cartoon drawing of a potato with a battery on its head

Forgot to make cold brew before bed last night (yes I'm a cold brew all year person), so I'm drinking black tea and it's like feeding a tic tac to a whale given my caffeine tolerance.

Temu Tony. I’M DYING 😂

CNN's Mishandling of Trans Healthcare Coverage Highlights Need for Change Lack of transgender representation at the network leads to misinformed reporting on Harris's stance and current law.

The more I think about it, the more fucked up it is that the anti-trans tidal wave during the election began entirely as the result of a poorly-reported CNN segment by @kfile.bsky.social. www.readtpa.com/p/cnns-misha...

Here's a fun thing that just happened. I tried to share the link to the article this quote comes from in a Facebook comment, and Facebook zapped it as "misleading spam" IMMEDIATELY.

That is bad, actually.

And this is why I deleted all Meta apps because FUCK. THIS. BULLSHIT.

Zuckerberg isn’t kissing Trump or Musk’s ring. He’s not preemptively capitulating

He never wanted to moderate his platforms. They were all programmed to accelerate conspiracy theories and radicalization for profit

Understand there are those who will cooperate out of fear and those who are relieved

More like 8 lazy nights AMIRITE

“You know what, yeah, I am a better leftist than you”

Not liking Blink 182 = better leftist. Got it. Looooooooool.

Watching young leftists argue about the sanctity of punk rock ideals when Malcolm McLaren basically created the Sex Pistols to sell clothes is pretty fucking hilarious.

reading normal-tone politics coverage in 2023 as the gop gets more and more overtly autocratic makes me insane... horse race coverage but one horse is actually a demonic boar whose sharp hooves are covered with the blood of the innocent

Sometimes when I need a mindless laugh, I imagine Christopher Walken and Arnold Schwarzenegger both trying to enunciate “J. Edgar Hoover.”

Cause seriously, what the ever loving fuck?

The continuing existence of Orange Julius is very confusing

My kingdom for an oral history of the Buffalo Stance video that explains exactly what was the deal with the backup dancers, and what they’re up to today

It's less "I have to go into the office once a month" and more "I attend a bunch of meetings and don't get stuff done, and oh yeah, I have to poop without my bidet."

What an extraordinarily stupid day.

There’s only one way to watch Wet Hot American Summer, and that’s with the extra fart track.

A custom replica of the somewhat-obscure Sesame Street Muppet Prairie Dawn, made for me by a friend because I have repeatedly insisted that Prairie Dawn is the mascot of my transition.

In San Diego for 9 days. Yes, my 1st food stop is predictably In-N-Out.