Tyco Loco

Do you say Happy MLK Jr. Day or Merry MLK Jr. Day?

Taking a shower and then zooming around and rubbing on the furniture and rugs to get smell back on me

An image from the sky showing the entirety of Malibu, Pacific Palisades, and part of Santa Monica on fire all the way down to the ocean.

This is PCH right now. Just northeast of where I used to live. In 13 years of living there, Santa Monica was never once evacuated. It has been now.

I have no words.

YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups Tool - Stinkfist But It's We Are Never Getting Back Together By Taylor Swift

Is Stinkswift the greatest mashup ever made? youtu.be/56Cqbk9CJz8?...

Mrs. Doubtfire really said what if a man had such strong principles about cartoon birds smoking that he'd risk his entire financial stability and we all watched that in '93 like yeah seems reasonable

I’m just so thankful that this Christmas, in 2024, we all lost the game together.

My dad has been trying to decide what movie he wants to watch on tv for 38 years

Might fuck around and sleep in heavenly peace later

Gettin’ crazy with the cheese whiz

Luigi Mangione is escorted by several police officers and Mayor Eric Adams in New York.

seems a bit dramatic

thinking about dolly parton’s cheek dimples

Grandma was always so wise

(finger hovering over block button)

... yeah, I think I remember you now

Chuck Norris delivering a high kick in his flexible action jeans

People scared of violent crime in 2024 are such babies. Back in the day things were so bad we used to have to wear Action Jeans just in case a random karate fight broke out

A bird absolutely destroying a raspberry underneath their berry dome this birds name is Bruce and he is mostly green with yellow and blue a beautiful scene to behold animals @FollowTheBirbs on birdapp

Bruce in his berry eating dome

I still don’t fuckin know what tariffs are don’t care that’s nerd shit

Is this accurate?

you can tell bluesky is decentralized because sometimes it doesn't work and nobody knows why

Look I don’t get what’s so confusing. It’s sushi being fed through a hole in the wall.

I just need society to stop judging me for one minute, please.

The only valid reason to go back in time is to speed up the moon landing by three months.

What’s your favorite start to a poem? Mine:

Out of the night that covers me
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

I’m working on a startup to put the Mac n cheese inside the peas. Let me know if you’re interested in angel investing.

welcome to mid-day bluesky where the likes don't stick and the points don't matter

We should train an LLM to aid in the search.

I’ve been flailing about for too long and have failed to think of any.

Starting a Cult of the Sacred Stick if anyone wants in.

Rooting for Bernie to finish them both off.

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.