Cam Hoff

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Suicide is never the answer

Wow you’re telling me that you did a bunch of work and an A.I. company just stole it without asking or paying you, that’s so crazy

Walking into 2026

It's definitely not the use of the notwithstanding clause...

They're coming for our WOKE FONTS!

At a nice restaurant in a small beachside town, and Jonathan Richman’s Pablo Picasso is playing over the stereo. It’s not loud enough that you can make out the lyrics over people talking, but I know how many times he’s saying asshole.

Of all the historical figures you’ve researched for your books, who would you invite to a dinner party? It’s a very strange question when you think about it. I mean, obviously I would choose Shakespeare, and probably Isaac Newton. But the thing is, you wouldn’t be learning anything – you’d be spending the whole dinner explaining to them why they’re not dead any more! I mean, they would just be saying, “What the fuck, what’s going on?” and it wouldn’t be like a congenial dinner party with everybody drinking and relaxed. And then, you know, who’s going to tell them that when the dinner is over, they have to be dead again – that they have to go back to their graves? I don’t want to be associated with this exercise.

OK, this is a good answer to the dinner party question. www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...

Alberta would never.

*looks on with envy from Alberta*

Sorry, I don't want your Slim Goodbody pants - at any price.

Well this is nuts.

This 👇

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My dog is family although she’s the only family member that licks my legs while I watch baseball

Landmark Extras points are made up. In the past month I've gotten 1, 26, and 28 points for buying a Coke. It's completely random.

In other news I am no fun at all.

I've largely stopped drinking this year, and it's often tough how limited the options are for someone who doesn't want to drink alcohol (or sugar, pre-diabetic!) - and how central the act of beers is to socializing/networking.

Victim’s mother relieved after Calgary police officer charged with 2nd-degree murder | Globalnews.ca A Calgary police officer has been charged with two counts of second-degree murder after the occupants of a van were shot dead following a slow speed pursuit in 2023.

It's really crap journalism how the name of this police officer charged with murder (Craig Stothard), is buried in the last line of the story @globalnews.ca

globalnews.ca/news/1128972...

This may be an unpopular opinion but I think golfers and tennis players being unable to handle noise is weak as hell. If someone can hit a 102 mph fastball while 40,000 Philadelphians are yelling at them to eat shit, my dudes here can handle a champagne cork. bsky.app/profile/awfu...

Signs up, events on: Calgary mayoral hopefuls look to win October votes during Stampede week The Calgary Stampede and politics may be as common as a corn dog on the midway, but one political candidate’s tactic is catching eyes, with months before voting day.

The thousands of posters taped to light posts across the city, I made those. www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...

This is what Trump is turning the country into: a spectacle for brutality.

Braid: Alberta's pro-Canada forces scoop separatists, set referendum question The pro-Canada referendum forces have scooped the separatists and succeeded in setting the question for a referendum on Alberta independence

Love this, just beat the separatists to the punch! calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...

i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed

Miss when we used to get normal colds, and not a week long soul crushing multi-phase viruses.

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