Cam Hoff

My dog is family although she’s the only family member that licks my legs while I watch baseball

Landmark Extras points are made up. In the past month I've gotten 1, 26, and 28 points for buying a Coke. It's completely random.

In other news I am no fun at all.

I've largely stopped drinking this year, and it's often tough how limited the options are for someone who doesn't want to drink alcohol (or sugar, pre-diabetic!) - and how central the act of beers is to socializing/networking.

Victim’s mother relieved after Calgary police officer charged with 2nd-degree murder | Globalnews.ca A Calgary police officer has been charged with two counts of second-degree murder after the occupants of a van were shot dead following a slow speed pursuit in 2023.

It's really crap journalism how the name of this police officer charged with murder (Craig Stothard), is buried in the last line of the story @globalnews.ca

globalnews.ca/news/1128972...

This may be an unpopular opinion but I think golfers and tennis players being unable to handle noise is weak as hell. If someone can hit a 102 mph fastball while 40,000 Philadelphians are yelling at them to eat shit, my dudes here can handle a champagne cork. bsky.app/profile/awfu...

Signs up, events on: Calgary mayoral hopefuls look to win October votes during Stampede week The Calgary Stampede and politics may be as common as a corn dog on the midway, but one political candidate’s tactic is catching eyes, with months before voting day.

The thousands of posters taped to light posts across the city, I made those. www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...

This is what Trump is turning the country into: a spectacle for brutality.

Braid: Alberta's pro-Canada forces scoop separatists, set referendum question The pro-Canada referendum forces have scooped the separatists and succeeded in setting the question for a referendum on Alberta independence

Love this, just beat the separatists to the punch! calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...

i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed

Miss when we used to get normal colds, and not a week long soul crushing multi-phase viruses.

💯💯💯💯💯💯

Baby Driver

Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.

San Antonio Express-News ® @ExpressNews Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

headline construction masterclass

Slack sucks.

The UCP are getting into the business of banning books in school libraries. Take the survey here to tell them what you think of this practice: your.alberta.ca/school-libra...

a car made of his family

The one from "Walk on the Wild Side", when you realize it's actually "Can I Kick it?" (But really either outcome is good).

A blend of Popeye and Donald Duck with Popeye's face and skin colour and Donald Duck's body shape and clothing. He looks great.

Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:

Lol.

they should invent a website that is good

Somewhere between tv static and dial tone, We lost Something.

The Something that represented nothing.
Negative space that was as real as it wasn’t.

the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me

phantom phone vibration is not a syndrome, you're getting text messages from The Dark World

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Something about cops named Fuhrman...

Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation ain’t having the separatists rhetoric from Smith or her ilk…

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli