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That’s the other one!

Unnecessary words in front of menu items drive me nuts. ‘Hand cooked chips’…well how else are you fucking cooking them?

The curry I had in a pub last week came with proper chip shop grade chips. Not wedges, skin on fries or other bollocks. Proper chippy chips

Anyway, pound shop Jay Raynor signing off. Eat what you like

Menus trumpeting award winning locally sourced produce. Problem is, they all source the same produce from the same award winning sources, then unsurprisingly create very similar food

Even the good pub food has always been much of a sameness to me, with incredibly similar menus in most places (maybe that’s just my semi-rural location?). That said, I had an absolutely banging curry in a pub last week

I mean, he looks a berk. But who am I to judge? 😂

I laughed when I saw it, but then wondered whether him going viral would be something he consents to

Post a castle if you see this

AI maybe? Everyone smiles on AI

Ah, I see

You’re smiling, I think?

Exactly it. As @bwianair.bsky.social said, it’ll be man and women missionary position or nowt

Huge majority and *this* is the hill they choose to die on. Or one of many inconsequential hills

You know how this pans out. The government performing porn whackamole throughout this parliament, not able to U-turn because of how much time / effort they’ve invested in it. Users of porn, including kids, just shrugging shoulders and continuing with VPNs

How do you ban ‘barely legal’? Won’t wherever you draw the new legislative line just become the new boundary of ‘barely legal’?

Priorityin my 1st week will be to scout out who takes the piss out of the flexi working policy the most and just nestle in behind that person

…or whatever the fuck that was. Dickhead

Crawley to waft at a wide one to second slip in last 2 balls

Gone nice now, but cloudy all day. Shite!

(Not BBQd as the weather is shit. Spatchcocked and slow grilled)

Black chicken and green rice: Cynthia Shanmugalingam’s recipes for a Sri Lankan summer barbecue Green coconut rice with a sharp tomato and onion relish is the perfect accompaniment to grilled spiced chicken with a fragrant dressing

This today. BBQd 😍

www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ju...

It’d take all the quilt

That fucker would snap your arm if you tried

Ah, the Casualty song is what you were all kicking off at earlier #totp

He looks the type. Rolled over and gone to sleep without finishing poor Jim off too

I was waiting for this filth

Who came first? Jim or Bono?

Some of us are still trudging through Simple Minds on #TOTP ‘98

Australia. Where you’re so petrified of being killed by various elements of the wildlife that nobody notices an insect the size of your fucking forearm