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I seem to have started something!

He needs twice as much mash. Rules are rules

I don’t know what this image is called. Bloke stood up offering a different opinion to those around him, I guess

Your sausage to mash ratio is all wrong

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#OtD 8 Oct 1978 the fascist National Front's Sunday League football team, the Lillywhites, were turned over (literally) as the Luton box van they were using as a changing room was attacked and rolled over by members of the anti-fascist Manchester Squad stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1085...

Harsh. I’m telling my mum

I can’t imagine Steve Austin in a quaint seaside cottage, but ok!

My mum lives on a canal boat. This sort of stuff is incredibly common amongst her friends who also live on boats. I approve of it

I love people who name their houses. Particularly the less grand ones. There’s an absolutely fine, but average, terraced house near me called ‘Trev-Ali’. I imagine Trevor and Alison to be lovely people!

One of the conspirators who helped Gavrilo Princip shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand survived to see the breakup of Yugoslavia. He could conceivably have watched the Neighbours episode where Scott and Charlene got married

In crushingly mundane news, I’ve bought a phone case and some multivitamins 🤘

Oh god! It’s relentless. And it all adds up to more homework for our 8 yr old than any of the elder 3 ever had even at secondary school!

She remains so very very dead

That’s very true actually

It’s a cute car. She’s in love with it!

Our 19 yr old daughter pictured alongside her new car

19 yr old bought her first car yesterday = huge parental anxiety every time she heads out for a drive 😬

Fingers crossed for attempt 5001

Honestly thought she carked it 15 yrs ago!

Whatever, she still died years ago!

Give over. Hyacinth Bucket died years ago

Scary, when you think these are submitted to court (amongst other places) and are used to help determine appropriate sentences and interventions

On first glance, the AI derived reports I’ve seen look quite good. Until you delve a bit deeper…they’re weirdly both very detailed but also none specific to the person they’re written about. In short, they’re useless

No Probation Officers on this list. Although the MoJ are doing all they can to trumpet the use of AI to staff. Some idiot colleagues are clearly using AI to write reports and assessments too, like turkeys voting for Christmas

Love Hickory’s. Hate the 3 days after it.

Dunno about checking they’re alright, but I did once nicked a neighbour’s milk from the doorstep while coming home pissed at 6am. Does that count?

Fuck knows. We’ve had pots of cider vinegar and washing up liquid out all summer though. Every time I open the wheelie bin lid, hundreds fly out. Bastards

Every time I pour a glass of wine (like now) fruit flies appear from nowhere. Been a shitter of a year for them

Keir Starmer to tell Labour conference growth is the ‘antidote to division’ In a combative speech, the prime minister will pledge to raise living standards and ‘face down’ threats of a volatile world

I mean, stop saying divisive things would probably work too

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Had an absolutely wonderful sleep, which means I’m in an unusually chipper mood. Ready to smite any and all nemesis who cross my path

‘…also starring Jimmy Krankie as Marty McFly’