Johnny Ryall

PANCAKE

I can’t remember which piece it was in, but I still laugh about the story where he got a PC and had it disguised to look like a Mac. 😂

It’s like a legislator who brags to his constituents about the benefits they will receive from a bill they voted against.

Man, someone needs a shot of the negatrometer.

Simpsons: VIDEOTAPING THIS CRIME SPREE IS THE BEST IDEA WE EVER HAD

Homer Simpson pouring bleach in his eyes

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

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@radleybalko.bsky.social

a black and white photo of an owl walking next to a white ladder Alt: a black and white photo of an owl walking next to a white ladder

Me inconspicuously leaving the interview room before Issac notices I'm here

I went to my first rally today. I feel energized and my desire to fight back has been renewed.

I’ll call the Antifa accounting department and find out.

STEVE

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Homer: You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel

why is he so obsessed with killing other people

Do they understand that if we do this to our enemies they’ll do it right back to us?

‘65 SG Jr

65 SG Jr

@mikeisaac.bsky.social Just back from the shop (re-fret, new P-90)

Hard pass. Limited menu options.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social

Technical College. Bastions of liberal indoctrination. If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a million times.

Huge free speech issue over at A&M. 👀

Homer Simpson: HEY, YOU! FIND THAT SHOOTER!

When you publish a website that posts the names and photos of scholars who have written or said things you disagree with and encourage people to surveil and harass them, you are not, in fact, a “free speech” organization.

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

Seinfeld. That’s what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?