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Paul Blardaukar

@yokaiordie.bsky.social

Just a guy who loves fantasy, horror, and monsters.

63 Followers  |  99 Following  |  255 Posts  |  Joined: 14.01.2025  |  1.8366

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"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."

– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

09.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11837    πŸ” 3997    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 128
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MUPPET WICKER MAN (Brian Henson, 1993)

Police Sergeant Kermie travels to the isolated town of Summerisle in search of a missing girl. He finds the locals to be a surly and suspicious lot, rustic practitioners of crude bawdiness and Celtic neo-paganism. Starring Vincent Price as Lord Summerisle.

20.03.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
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r/OneOrangeBraincell
u/9813_RD 19h

Title: Our golden boy
tag: searching for service πŸ“Ά

Photo of an orange cat laying on a carpet. His front paws are tucked up by his face. He has a slightly derpy expression. There's a piece of cardboard on his head. Someone has drawn the golden ratio spiral over him and it fits really, really well

Screenshot from reddit r/OneOrangeBraincell u/9813_RD 19h Title: Our golden boy tag: searching for service πŸ“Ά Photo of an orange cat laying on a carpet. His front paws are tucked up by his face. He has a slightly derpy expression. There's a piece of cardboard on his head. Someone has drawn the golden ratio spiral over him and it fits really, really well

my god he's perfect

08.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14569    πŸ” 1535    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 39

gonna start saying dandadan is a deconstruction so people who don't know what words mean get mad

08.08.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s from a Star Wars comic anthology called Star Wars: Visionaries. It’s non-canon now, though it was the first time that cyborg Darth Maul they used in the clone wars series appeared.

08.08.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Art by β€’ Alan Lee

07.08.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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This can work, but only, ONLY, if it ends with that scene from the comics where Uncle Owen kills Darth Maul.

07.08.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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π”„π”€π”žπ”―π”’π”° πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯ #fanart
#agares #silverandblood
#をガレス #シルブラ
#μ•„κ°€λ ˆμŠ€ #μ‹€λ²„μ•€λΈ”λŸ¬λ“œ
#ι˜ΏεŠ ι›·ζ–― #ι“ΆδΈŽη»―

20.07.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A man owning more than one Fairy Tail figure is actually grounds for divorce in some states.

07.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can already see the Paige Abella cosplay !

07.08.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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をズクラ。

05.08.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Watercolor drawing of an exceptionally long-bodied aquatic reptile, somewhere between a mosasaur and rhomaleosaurus. The head and back are cresting the water in a way that puts them in the same position as that seen in the 1977 Masi photograph. Below the water, the drawing is still black ink but it's is covered with blue paint. White and black lines cover the lake drawing in an attempt to simulate light reflecting off its surface.

Watercolor drawing of an exceptionally long-bodied aquatic reptile, somewhere between a mosasaur and rhomaleosaurus. The head and back are cresting the water in a way that puts them in the same position as that seen in the 1977 Masi photograph. Below the water, the drawing is still black ink but it's is covered with blue paint. White and black lines cover the lake drawing in an attempt to simulate light reflecting off its surface.

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Gonna post a cryptid or folk monster every weekday for the next few weeks; here's the first one: Champ, the great serpent of Lake Champlain.

06.08.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 438    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

Post a title screen that is iconic to you

07.08.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My cat Mani cuddling an unopened bottle of Dr. Pepper

My cat Mani cuddling an unopened bottle of Dr. Pepper

STOP!!!

This is the Dr. Pepper cat,

Repost for bountiful Dr. Pepper harvests and sugary carbonated bliss

Ignore for not that

05.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!

06.08.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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β€œDo we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

05.08.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 744    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

See, for me it’s Shadow Over Innsmouth, Shadow Out of Time, and for some reason The Dunwich Horror, so that I keep coming up with β€˜The Horror Over Innsmouth’ and β€˜The Horror Out of Time’. It’s at that point where I check it every time just to be sure, like spelling β€˜necessary’.

05.08.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a GIF of a character you like

05.08.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know why people are so obsessed with getting off the planet. Last I checked there’s no Taco Bell or Popeye’s on Mars. You jerks go eat sand up there while I stay here and crush a spicy chicken sandwich with a large Baja blast #promoted

04.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
a drawing of a cartoon rat wearing a headset typing on a keyboard with a pensive look. speech bubble: "Have you tried chewing on the wires?"

a drawing of a cartoon rat wearing a headset typing on a keyboard with a pensive look. speech bubble: "Have you tried chewing on the wires?"

the new IT guy is working very hard

04.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4922    πŸ” 1366    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 7

and remember guys, i'm hunting you for sport so i expect to see some sportsmanship out there alright, no tricks. no tricking me

09.03.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
a painting of a red silhouette of a man on a white background. he looms over a helicopter in flight, and the right side of his face is a rotten and deteriorated skull

a painting of a red silhouette of a man on a white background. he looms over a helicopter in flight, and the right side of his face is a rotten and deteriorated skull

fan-art sketch for Dawn of the Dead (1978)

03.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1978    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

Advertise your account with a GIF

03.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September.

<fade to black, slight pause>

Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!

31.07.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1618    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

Catherina in general feels like kind of an afterthought, especially in the back half of the game.

02.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Phantom of the Paradise

circa. 2022

01.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4259    πŸ” 1353    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 8

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