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The fact that they are is the primary reason I refuse to

15.09.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why shouldnt he think that? The presidency did.

07.05.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During a functioning democracy, preferably over rice

29.04.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just think: he has an entire army of highly paid agents, managers, publicists, groomers, hair / makeup artists and stylists and this is the absolute best that they can make him look when he goes out in public.

24.04.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL โ€˜resortedโ€™???? Exactly when were they above such things? Was I doing something else that day?

19.04.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, a force NOT to be reckoned with? Jesus the stupid with these people

18.04.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well it was the first time it has happened with Jeff Bezos in the room

14.04.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the first relatable thing he has ever done

14.04.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My honest first reaction seeing this post โ€œWOW Emilia Perez looks like shitโ€

26.02.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If canada decides to take the entire west coast and the east coast down to maryland I would be out waving the biggest white flag you ever saw

23.02.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK so once they have terminated everything my taxes pay for can someone please remind me WHY THE FUCK I PAY FEDERAL TAXES

20.02.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DO IT FUCKER I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

13.02.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Soy Sauce Chicken Wings | America's Test Kitchen Recipe Make Soy Sauce Chicken Wings that are irresistibly juicy with a rich, savory glaze. This recipe promises flavor in every bite without overwhelming complexity.

www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/1232...
Literally the easiest recipe I have ever made

08.02.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No thank you, the last thing I need is to laugh popcorn out of my nose.

27.01.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the bright side Damien did kill his parents so...

25.01.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 196    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does someone want to tell him there have never been munchkins in Kansas? If one did hitch a ride back Aunty Em and Uncle Henry would have blown them away with the 12 gauge

23.01.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes.

22.01.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Caitlyn a week into the new Trump administration:

22.01.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well he paid good money for us so...

22.01.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA Nazis need to stay in their media bubble, no one needs your big bag of bullshit in Grownupville

21.01.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man stands at a podium in front of a sign that says veteran 's we sal ALT: a man stands at a podium in front of a sign that says veteran 's we sal

probably just got a cigarette lighter on his tongue

20.01.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Darkwing Duckface

20.01.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My closets should have the tetris score playing on opening

09.01.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man holding a microphone ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
06.01.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine being an โ€˜actorโ€™ for 30 years and still needing headshots

03.01.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Featuring Merrick Garland as Dick Halloran

03.01.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can I terrorize black people?

Sure go for it

can I terrorize millionaire CEOs?

WHOAH SLOW DOWN

17.12.2024 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eggs are an ingredient, not a food

12.12.2024 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sadly they will probably be right

10.12.2024 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its what they are being paid handsomely to do. Whatever it takes to keep billionaires from being taxed. Is there a Developed democracy in the world nearly as corrupt as this one?

09.12.2024 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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