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Please respect Maine’s privacy during this sensitive time

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

yeah, the implementation of and preference for a condiment udder sounds German, but the concept itself seems deeply American.

Mock Cover for German Demolition Simulator Game with White House

me as heeeelllll

Me at the Oceanarium

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Gurl

Went to a club in Tbilisi tonight and met some Americans (I'm American). They asked where Americans hang out and I said I dunno cause I dont really have any US friends here and then they teased me and called me a lib retard, ive never been so vindicated for my social choices. They got thrown out lol

Very fucking cool Ken, what are Democrats doing?

some of you haven't gone galumphing through the wode in a while and it kinda shows tbh

Square feet is such a garbage measurement. Utterly useless, incapable of properly imparting scale. Feet above sea level is equally unsatisfying.

nothing is working at work cause of the outages today so I'm starting my [redacted]th Skyrim playthrough

Canceling social plans so I can game in my PJs and eat chicken soup tonight

A semen demon!

lol to the pope yelling about baseball from the back of the popemobile. american pope finally

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

the reason he looks so fucked up is b/c he's from Donegal

this afternoon's gem "I think I shall take a wine, I have completed all of tasks today"

oops all Chopin-ass romantic composers playlist smdh

this "dark academia" playlist on spotify is just all Chopin, you goth alt-lit sex nerds are getting lazy!

a colleague of mine, for whom English is a second language, has some absolute bangers in the morning

"Fuck this today, I have so very many tasks!"

black and white text that says "growing up millennial"

crying and throwing up at this new streaming category

in college in Iowa i worked with mentally disabled people and for a training a lady with thrle ur-karen haircut told me how to do "electronical documentation" i'd know a Hawkeye state hayseed from a cornfield away

But an Iowan clearly wrote this

Strom Thurmond was still in the Republican party in the 90s what are on about?

skål!

I've never played any of his games afaik but he is one of those figures where I see hype about him and I'm like "they're probably right, seems like he's crushing it"

as my Scottish friend would say "if ye dinnae want aabody to henk you're a cunt, ye shouldnae go and be a cunt"

it's so easy to just call these dipshits out and turn them off when they do stuff like this. why couldn't they have been doing this for the last eight years