new face in hell

The Carsitters! Just kidding I don't remember but I'll think about it

theres a lot of jokes and also serious takes abt polyamory that paint it in a negative light constantly so let me just say: being poly and seeing and feeling the network of love and connection has been so fulfilling and beautiful for me that i cant imagine life any other way

Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook "Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to... A: find your mom's Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I'm your daughter. Happy Father's Day Daddy."

A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. Brooke replied to this picture of his penis. Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day. Him: Nice Did you like what you saw I can send you more Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest. Him: Why? Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped. Him: How old are you Brooke: 36

Him: OK who is your mom Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man... Him: Show it to me now Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me. Him:Jesus That's my senior picture

Him: Erase the picture I sent you Deplete the picture I sent Delete Fucking he'll Who is your mom Tiffany Brandy Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment. I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad. Him: Jesus hell I didn't know I said delete it Who is your mom Where do you live Delete the picture Don't tell your mom this ok Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

Thinking about a weird British guy named Crambleton

One step closer to Pastabot

My aunt is turning 70 today so we're going to a restaurant called Tugboats

Witchitai-To - LA Rehearsal Session Pavement · Pavements (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) · Song · 2025

"new" pavement song, god damn 2025 is a good time to be a nostalgic music person
open.spotify.com/track/7whMo1...

vineyille @vineyille [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That's Chappie

A note on a cake that says HAVE AT THEE

When you work in the arts, this is how people tell you the cake is up for grabs

The guy in the New London Connecticut shirt at work sure does talk about New London Connecticut a lot

Glenn Danzig at the start of the misfits coachella set - "Are you ready for some loud, obnoxious, un-PC, unwoke motherfuckin punk music?" You sing about frankensteins my guy, relax

Reading a book with no dragons or special powers just to switch it up

I had to look at mine, seems fitting

Hulking out and smashing stuff to Babooshka

I
Just
Bought
Olive
Loaf

The baby slapped the doctor!

You know how when you stare up at a building it looks like it's going to fall over on you? It wants to

New Stereolab album in 2025!!!

What are the chances that James Gandolfini would be born so close to the James Gandolfini rest area!

elon musk, reaching into a paper bag with what is presumably a bag lunch

ahh yeah here he comes, big elon musk himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

At least twice a day I imagine Kurt Cobain yelling big jeans

Justice for Rumeysa Ozturk Dear Friends, Allies, and Supporters,

Rümeysa's legal team is coordinating a fundraiser for her and her family to help them deal with this crisis, including medical costs since ICE has kept Rümeysa from accessing all her medications. Please donate if you're able:

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An old picture of me as an enormous baby

As it is my birthday I am reflecting on what an absolute ham of a baby I was. A real chunker

Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now

My dad got a new shovel for his birthday last week and I yelled uh oh shovel time and my family looked at me strangely

Last night I went to a hardware store with my dad and a lady was leaving the store with a shovel and my dad yelled UH OH SHOVEL TIME at her

quiet car rider @online_shawn If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager 8:14 PM • 2015-10-30

A dude wearing a big coat that says M.N.A MUTE NOSTRIL AGONY which is an obscure Doors lyric.

I've been thinking about this jacket I saw at the supermarket all day. Mute nostril agony!