anna shea

these people have the succession theme song playing at their wedding 🤩

i dont think i could write something as good and funny as “Misbehavin’” if i had 100 years. which is frankly not a problem because i dont have to. all i have to do is write Poop Wax on a thermos and take a swig out of it everytime a viewer tips me $9. this is actually more sustainable

Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition.

If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.

what’s with the women in his life having a hard on for his inadequacy?

say yes yo

CALL YOUR SENATOR! they love to hear you beg for the mercy they will never give

call your senator

Guy who spent the past four years feverishly scanning government websites so he could blame every fire, earthquake, bridge collapse, and hurricane on the closest nearby woman/black person/gay person so he could call them a DEI hire: look now is not the time for blame.

the average american shouldn’t have to know what mtvs the challenge is

one day god willing

my coworker is going to the joint chiropractic after work…. girl you’re in mia thorntons hands now… you’re in danger

just the claps
just the claps

modestly hot female homsar is a dream halloween costume for me i just don’t wanna spend the night explaining to people what i am

#mst3k

As ICE targets undocumented people in and around my city, I am proud of Chicago organizers and community members who are working to protect our neighbors. If you are discouraged in these times, remember that people of conscience are taking action and that there are many ways you can join them.

I'll say this for the Carnegies and Rockefellers: they'd have had this thing murdered

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

why are these middle class adults acting like high schoolers

whoever invented corporate retreats/conferences needs to be tried at the hague

screenshot of the german paper Die Zeit with the headline and subhed reading Ein Hitlergruß ist ein Hitlergruß ist ein Hitlergruß Elon Musk streckt den rechten Arm, und alle springen drüber. Willkommen im neuen Aufmerksamkeitsregime.

in english: A Hitler salute is a Hitler salute is a Hitler salute Elon Musk stretches out his right arm, and everyone jumps over it. Welcome to the new attention regime.

while musk’s fanbois and the ADL tap dance around it, the German papers call it what it is

You have to extend grace and good faith to the richest human being in world history but everyone protesting Gaza is clearly doing it because they love Hamas

today i put on an old comedy bang bang episode where one of the guests worked on a project with neil gaiman and the other guest is playing david lynch

A photo of a young David Lynch sitting on a couch with five Woody Woodpecker dolls, and the following text: David Lynch is recalling a day in 1981 when, he says, he "rescued" five Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station. "I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives," he says seriously. "I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so nice." Looking straight ahead he says with a grim finality: "They are not in my life anymore."

cashier told me i look like emma watson and now i can’t stop looking in the mirror imagining if that was even remotely true

why is apple airplay so ass? why does it only work 15% of the time?

a man with a beard wearing a hat and sunglasses is taking a selfie in the water ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat and sunglasses is taking a selfie in the water

aldi had magnesium capsules

there’s something deeply insidious going on at the jersey mikes corporation