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I do agree with his stance on French fried potators.

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

How am I supposed to say no to this face?

I think it's actually illegal not to kill them.

"When they go low, we go Owie! My balls! I hope this doesn't happen again."

Currently rereading Cormac McCarthy's Border Trilogy. Because the real world just isn't depressing enough, I guess.

Broadview is a concentration camp and the people who devised this as a system and the goons implementing it deserve to be hanged. It needs to be said.

As if the Friday fuck-its wasn't already bad enough, I don't have access to the files I need to do the project I was given. What the fuck am I even doing here today?

Once a year every zoo should have a day where they stick the richest dozen people in town into an animal enclosure voted for by the people

Guy isn't a sex pest freak, donates to charity, etc? He spends 12 hours with the capybaras

Guy is a certified failson freak? He gets to really know polar bears

Cinematic Paralels

Iirc, something like half of all homicides go unsolved.

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Call Kristi Noem. She'll take care of it for you.

Did you overhear this in a hipster coffee shop?

Why should anyone care what Griffin thinks?

Capitalism isn't good in theory or practice.

The only thing Cheney deserves is a piss soaked grave

But under socialism, what will become of our country's brave, profiteering, rent-seeking middlemen?

Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked

It's important we hold public figures to campaign season promises.

For anyone who might have been too young to really remember the Bush years, or anyone who just doesn't understand why so many of us are celebrating this monster's death, I recommend reading this.

Remember to stay hydrated everyone! Dick Cheney's grave isn't gonna piss on itself.

For instance, they're right that you're a useful idiot.

The only bad thing about Dick Cheney's death (aside from the fact that it wasn't sooner and more painful) is that now we're going to have to listen to a bunch of liberal politicians whitewash his genocidal ass.

Tortured souls of dead Iraqi children eating good tonight.

Dick in a box.🥳

Got here as fast as I could

Former Vice President Dick Cheney dies at 84 Cheney, the 46th vice president, died of complications from pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease, his family said in a statement on Tuesday.

Finally, some good news!

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I eat your hamburger helper! I eat it up!

Carlos Jimenez, a 24-year-old U.S. citizen, was on his way to work at a food bank when he was shot by ICE officers in what a DHS spokesperson calls “defensive shots.” On Thursday morning at approximately 6:30 a.m., ICE officers were at Vineyard Avenue in Ontario when Jimenez, who was not in the target vehicle, attempted to pull in front of the officers. According to Javier Hernandez, executive director of the Inland Coalition for Immigrant Justice, Jimenez was trying to assist and provide aid to the person who was being stopped by ICE officers. After Jimenez was shot in the shoulder, the LA Times and LA Taco reported that he drove to his brother’s house so he could take him to the hospital.

ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker who tried to block them arresting an immigrant by pulling his car in front of them.
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
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