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Fellas, we all know how fucked up it is that women trick you into thinking they look different with makeup, but what about when they cover their face with the hands and disappear?

Says a lot about society that we don't even ask where the content radicalization team is. Why don't we have Maoist Standard English word filters?

This seems like the perfect time to unveil my new "Blelon" meme. He's like regular Elon but I've made some very funny changes to his skin color and facial features, and now he's Donald Trump's slave to show, in a comical way, how much he's kissing up to the Big Cheeto.

Sorry I've been factchecked

As Socrates said, the straight man knows that he is gay.

At my daughter's annual preschool concert. In this act we're told the protagonists are going to be kidnapped by "African Savages", then the backdrop switches to pictures of tipis and the children come out war whooping in full bonnets and boil them in a cauldron 😳

What's up I tried using bluesky before and no one was here but now I'm ready to lurk full time.

Patriots: in control ✅

That sounds bad, but if we start quoting temperatures in kelvin it would only be a few percentage points above normal. It's all about perspective.

I personally go with "we're all going to die tomorrow unless you personally lower your carbon footprint, in which case everything will be fine", as I make all communication choices based on what would be most persuasive to a very stupid person rather than whether things are true or not.