Burt Strongwood Presents

why on earth would they do this for $12k?!?

And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help

She’s somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Happy #caturday everyone!

Dolphins now 8 of 10 3rd down… not great for our defense

Great work by Kincaid there

that first 3rd down catch by Hill should have been challenged…

Great shot. Go Bills!

Let’s gooooo!!

a cartoon of aquaman riding a wave on a dolphin in the ocean . ALT: a cartoon of aquaman riding a wave on a dolphin in the ocean .

all his fault

no possible way to know if those are real people

The bloody, shoeless Italian says he was captive for 17 days before escaping the NYC townhouse. The crypto bros accused of torture say it was all in good fun. 🔗: on.wsj.com/45l10pc

Trump Administration to Require Bonds of Up to $15,000 for Travelers to Enter the U.S. The pilot program targets applicants for business and tourist visas from countries with high rates of overstays.

The State Department may require travelers entering the U.S. from certain countries to post a bond of up to $15,000, a move aimed at deterring foreigners from overstaying their visas.

Ken Paxton’s long-distance quest for a Trump endorsement | CNN Politics Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton recently found himself roughly 4,500 miles from home as he sought one thing that could give him an edge in his bitter primary fight against GOP Sen. John Cornyn: an e...

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton recently found himself roughly 4,500 miles from home as he sought one thing that could give him an edge in his bitter primary fight against GOP Sen. John Cornyn: an endorsement from President Donald Trump.

Pentagon schedules first major test for Golden Dome missile defense system just before 2028 election, sources say | CNN Politics The Pentagon has scheduled its first major test of the multibillion-dollar Golden Dome missile defense system for just before the 2028 election, according to two sources familiar with the matter, sett...

The Pentagon has scheduled its first major test of the multibillion-dollar Golden Dome missile defense system for just before the 2028 election, according to two sources familiar with the matter.

The record-breaking sale of Hermès’ original Birkin bag was among the most remarkable auctions of modern times. cnn.it/46yllcV

Russian man, 88, dies after homemade helicopter falls apart on takeoff | CNN An 88-year-old Russian man, who gained local fame for building his own aircraft, has died after attempting to take off in a homemade helicopter.

An 88-year-old Russian man, who gained local fame for building his own aircraft, has died after attempting to take off in a homemade helicopter.

In a new review, experts have called for the removal of diphenhydramine from over-the-counter and prescription markets in the United States, saying it's outdated, dangerous and eclipsed by safer alternatives. cnn.it/45wVu3W

President Trump says he's directing his team to "immediately" fire the commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics over jobs numbers. cnn.it/4lX4Snp

YouTube video by The trials of Burt Strongwood Starring Jay Setlock August 3, 2025 - Uncle Frank's Stand-up

youtube.com/shorts/Cdgwm...

WNBA: Fan arrested for throwing sex toy on court The fan who threw a sex toy on the court during a Valkyries-Dream game this week was arrested, the WNBA said, adding that throwing objects on the court will earn an ejection and ban moving forward.

The WNBA said Saturday that the individual who threw a sex toy on the court at an Atlanta Dream game earlier in the week was arrested.

The league said that any person throwing objects onto the court will be ejected from the arena and face a minimum one-year ban.

Former Colombian President Álvaro Uribe sentenced to 12 years of house arrest | CNN Former Colombian President Álvaro Uribe was sentenced Friday to 12 years of house arrest after being found guilty of procedural fraud and witness bribery.

Former Colombian President Álvaro Uribe was sentenced to 12 years of house arrest after being found guilty of procedural fraud and witness bribery.

A baby boy born last week to an Ohio couple developed from an embryo that had been frozen for more than 30 years in what is believed to be a record length of storage time before a birth. cnn.it/4fiz1Lt

Burt is the love child of Mr Mom and Hannibal Lector

My Nephew BurtStrongwood has a button dick just like mine

I wonder if Michael Keaton and Anthony Hopkins believe that charity is the master key to their success in the same way that I do?

morning meditation for the moment…