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if an armoire could harm you

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Wait you mean to tell me this house has a LIVING room?

21.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Raise the woof

21.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we know the word regurgitatalite, and that's cool. Like say there's an old guy you want to diss, you could say "this guy's so old he's barfing up regurgitatalites!" Could open some conversational doors

16.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another sticky situation. Oh, bother.

16.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just met er

15.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa oh here she comes
Watch out man, she'll eat your ham!
Whoa oh here she comes
She's a haaaam eater

15.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mtg card, a land, "Evolved Wilds". Art is a buff tree. Tap to beat everyone up

Mtg card, a land, "Evolved Wilds". Art is a buff tree. Tap to beat everyone up

Where it's going

15.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Library montage with the Bach score but he just eats a burger and leaves

14.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it bug anyone else that they can't figure out the feeling Van Morrison is trying to convey in It Stoned Me? The first time it's cold water, the second afaict it's moonshine, and what is jelly roll? If weed, I feel those are three different feelings.

14.02.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the third thing could be a ghost

14.02.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Bedghasts - helpersprites" Marley sighed. "THREE REMAIN."

14.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

weirdly, they came out super wet

14.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wishcasted once successfully in my early life and I never really recovered, but it was a transformative experience. Just sparks these days.

14.02.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"David... Stop. This 'house'? It's artificial."

08.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goostav was raised by cold chickens

07.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy that in god's America 2026, there are still folks out there without access to the fresh, bountiful reindeer organs they need to get their noses up to fog clearing luminosity

04.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Midterm time, though - and it sucks to concede another year of this - I think and really hope a strong anti ICE / CBP message can prevail and should be the rallying call.

04.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right now it may be a losing hand, and I think small iterative strategic wins are worth pursuing. Even Chuck's weaksauce demands - not body cams, they love the spectacle... but de-masking, IF ENFORCED, I think goes long way. Harder to be a monster w/o anonymity, and news would pick up these J6ers

04.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
How Not to Defeat Authoritarianism Moderation used to help Democrats win, but its advantages now have been greatly exaggerated.

To an extent I agree, unfortunately the winning messaging here might need to be attenuated... Otoh it makes sense to start a negotiation with the strongest formulation of your demands, no? Also some abolish polls are close, and leaders SHOULD try to move people: www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...

04.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

let's see Paper Car beat THIS

04.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, Millennials. Time for a quiz!

When The Killers sang 'i got soul, but I'm not a soldier' was it:
A) cool
B) lame

there is only one correct answer, and it may surprise you! Click link for more

31.01.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? My brain that gives these guys too much credit is like somehow, this is all going EXACTLY to Project 2025 plan. They're staggering them out and dropping mega incriminating nuggets in each for STRATEGY. DoJ has the power to protect several murders but they mess this up? However they are stupid

31.01.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an extremely good joke.

31.01.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to make friends and eat chicken nuggets.

And I'm all out of friends.

31.01.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, David Byrne's was KINDA big

30.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Detective Hole...?"

29.01.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A wizard elephant Planeswalker magic MTG card, Quintorius. 2RW, whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a 3/2 spirit, +1 Discard a card, draw two mil one, -4 Spirits you control get double still and vigilance till eot. Can be your commander

A wizard elephant Planeswalker magic MTG card, Quintorius. 2RW, whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a 3/2 spirit, +1 Discard a card, draw two mil one, -4 Spirits you control get double still and vigilance till eot. Can be your commander

Actual first take upon seeing this Strixhaven spoiler, of a fictional cartoon elephant man:

"Wow, good for him! Planeswalker now, and leading a commander deck! Hard out there for an academic, way to go buddy"
#MTG

29.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"Wait. There are birds that FLY?"

28.01.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glacial recession carved many natural cafΓ©s

27.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Had 'em all my life"

26.01.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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