Decoy Octopus

Don’t hold your breath, sweetheart.

I don’t see how that’s relevant right now.

Look, all I’m saying is that Billy Joel actually wrote his own songs and Elton John didn’t.

You’re going to ask me to choose just one Discworld book? Just one?

Fine. Hogfather.

it has been said over and over but it’s worth reiterating in the face of this horrifying decision: RFK is quite literally joining the war on cancer on the side of cancer

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

An unsolicited opinion, on someone else’s artwork. Kind of a dick move, no?

Who asked?

Having Lanolin be the guy under his arm is diabolical 💀 should’ve been Eggman, visibly fearing for his life

he's being so normal about it

I have a restraining order against this guy

Unless I’m very much mistaken, yes! He’s had appearances in the comics + Mania but Fang is the only “Classic” character (besides Trip, who there’s a backpack dangler of) who’s had any official toys/merch made of him since the first lot of Fighters plushes!

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

Terry the Wild Wolf redraw 🐺⭐️

#biggayarttag #Terrybogard #fatalfury #snk #sonicthehedgehog #SEGA

I love the pinball section.

What I hated was, uh…every single fucking thing in The Final Horizon, actually.

*psst* hey kid, heard you like 𝘱𝘰𝘥𝘴

in a scorched wasteland beneath an orange sky, on a motorbike with a ramskull strapped to the handlebars, a road warrior sits, her head concealed by a spiked helmet and gas mask. over one shoulder she holds a large bazooka. she is twisted in the saddle to look behind her through a scope she holds in her other hand. she wears jeans and a cutoff t shirt with the phrase "BABIES ATE MY DINGO" on the front.

babies ate my dingo

#postapocalyptic #scifiart #art

A painted illustration of Surge the Tenrec. She leans in close, grinning as she throws a "devil's horns" hand sign. Electricity arcs between her pupils.

It's out in solicits, so here's my cover for Sonic the Hedgehog Collection Vol. 6!

Process pics below~

Because video game show bad because the actress playing a 14 year old isn’t “hot” enough to satisfy their (quite frankly fucking weird and noncey) tastes or something

Got me feeling like

Seriously recommend that you read the book. It’s actually admittedly scarier in a lot of aspects but I found it to be a far more enjoyable experience.

“Free shipping on orders over $75” oh so you’re saying I should order Mimic, Omega *and* Bean because it’s more economical that way. That’s what you’re telling me right now. You’re trying to save me money. Or bankrupt me. I can’t tell which. But it’s fine I guess. It’s my birthday in a few days. So.

They killed off the best villain and effectively neutered the other best villain so hopefully whoever the fuck this new one is will do Something because besides Rough and Tumble and the Deadly Six there is absolute dearth of non-Eggman bad guys right now

I like it because Omega is there and I like him :)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comics did and it was fucking awesome, even with all the other characters and works they mixed in.

“Movie”? The shite one with Tom Cruise, yeah?

I maintain that the best adaptation of War of the Worlds remains Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill’s The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Volume II) which somehow remains more faithful to the source material than any other adaptation despite being a superhero comic set in Steampunk Victorian England.

Let me tell you boys something about this relationship: Vivian, something about this relationship.

It's time we discussed this relationship. Vivian, discuss this relationship!

We’ve discovered a literal miracle with almost unlimited potential and it’s being scrapped for *no reason whatsoever*. This isn’t even nihilism, it’s outright worship of death and human suffering.