taylor tetreau

“You want Wes Anderson to direct a fucking Kool-Aid movie? He’s gonna think I’m fucking crazy, man. He’s gonna fire me on Zoom from Liechenstein or wherever the fuck he is.”

Of course I am obsessed with The Studio but holy shit I am OBSESSED

I am 33 years old and today I yelled “FUCK!” extremely loudly in public when I remembered the new Hunger Games novel isn’t out until mid-March. Clearly coping well W All These Horrors

An angry Andie MacDowell saying “You won’t stop until you have taken everyone I love.”

This week on The Way Home, Andie MacDowell finally gets fed up enough to yell at the pond.

🗣️ DEGRASSI!

Dan Fogelman’s new show Paradise feels built in a lab specifically for me to enjoy. Possibly Dan Fogelman’s overall brain was built in the same Taylor-specific lab

everything is bad but my Dumb Dragon Book groupchat is four women I met at age 5, age 5, age 7, and age 14 respectively and… my husband, so at least there’s that

is anyone actually using Bluesky? Seems like no but I've got to put my Little Thoughts somewhere

the best part about having COVID in 2025 is standing at the door that blocks me from my husband / home / life / outside world and bellowing Waving Through A Window. The bad part is mostly everything else

to be fair I *AM* actually a Catskills girlie

starting a v hip buzzy book that was written specifically for me to read also

being married rules bc of the shared micro fandoms. Colin and I are currently Extremely Into the Colman Domingo / Kieran Culkin Actors Vs Actors. ROMAN ROY TILL I DIE ACTUALLY

binged fifteen episodes of Silo in three days and now my existence is a cavernous empty silo. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT INSIDE THE SILO!!!!!

THEY TOOK ALL THE TREES AND PUT THEM IN A TREE MUSEUM / AND CHARGED THE PEOPLE A DOLLAR AND A HALF TO SEE THEM

hello from the year 2016 but Designated Survivor is a fuckin B O P

not officially the holiday season until I've cried to Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas whilst trimming my tree:

"I GET IT. THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS IS THAT CHRISTMAS HAS MEANING!!!!!!"

DWTS is beautiful and unsettling, like watching propoganda for the failed American experiment. I cried five separate times during the finale tho

currently attempting to draft my first novel and I really don’t know how you freaks (authors) do this shit over and over

2024, what else can you possibly take

This is still my advice: Become a writer anyway. Fuck it, do it, it won't save you, but it's still a beautiful dream to write novels and short stories and poems and mingle with other dreamers and make art and laugh in the face of death. And writing is constant death. Live más.

you know what is the craziest time to get the biggest news of your career? Last Tuesday November 5th at 2:21PM. It was a fun couple of hours at least lmao

probably deleting my Xitter soon and if this is my final missive, I died as I lived

the worst part of being a writer is that every time I write I'm like oh fuck this is the thing that makes me the happiest I could ever be regardless of the fact that it is, as a profession, the most annoying shit in the world

workload is light right now so I have spent the past four days blasting The Decemberists and binging an unhinged fantasy series that has my husband texting me shit like this

whipping through Friends at a frankly embarassing clip but this wasn’t NOT me and @whattheshea.bsky.social when we moved in w our dude partners

and Child!Me was right to think I was A Chandler even if I later realized I'm actually A Phoebe -- Matthew Perry as Ms. Chanandler Bong is easily one of the best, funniest sitcom characters of all time. An incomprehensible loss

I've always intellectually understood this show I watched constantly as a child but don’t fully specifically remember was a blueprint but damn... the nineties blind spots aren’t great but holy SHIT THIS SHOW WAS *THE* BLUEPRINT

& the ep where Phoebe Rachel and Joey revolt against the other three for never thinking about money and the entire group has to contend with the vast disparity in their diff economic brackets is THE REALEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TELEVISION?????

I am accidentally rewatching all of Friends in order for the first time bc I was surprised by how hard Matthew Perry’s death fucked me up