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Alex j

@illeatyour.bsky.social

Tall, nerdy and anxious Was on the tweet thing like everyone else

118 Followers  |  106 Following  |  46 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.8085

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Good morning!

06.01.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a national cock day? I feel like we haven't had one this year?

03.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy belated new years everyone

03.01.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ready to hype you all up!

25.07.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's my birthday and I'd appreciate seeing boobs

12.07.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cheers its Friday

13.06.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dont post here often but its a sunny afternoon let's all go pub

13.06.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this thing still on ?

06.06.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still can't bring myself to post lewds on bluesky, I feel like it's too pure

23.01.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling terrible can someone give me hugs

08.01.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In that time hole between Christmas and New year's, still eating and drinking too much and wearing no pants

30.12.2024 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas! Hopefully your stomachs are full and your Santa sacks empty

26.12.2024 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flex your girl boss muscles and take that break πŸ’ͺ

20.12.2024 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure we what that is but I got some ideas

20.12.2024 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Christmas decoration

20.12.2024 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas πŸŽ…

19.12.2024 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My snap recap was equal parts food, nature, grey sweatpants, beards and hairy chests

18.12.2024 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nuns riding bikes, one nun says I've never come this way before... The other nun says it's the cobblestones

Nuns riding bikes, one nun says I've never come this way before... The other nun says it's the cobblestones

18.12.2024 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The last week before Christmas dragging on while we all pretend to be doing work

15.12.2024 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh sure but I'm leaving this on

15.12.2024 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo good choice! I think the gig is yours

14.12.2024 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think clothes starting to come off, a little flirty and fun

14.12.2024 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Woo hoo! What are you dropping when things start to heat up ?

14.12.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone have a go to hangover cure?

14.12.2024 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm jelly that looks so relaxing

14.12.2024 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does blue sky like nudity?

12.12.2024 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll do my best to like every cat picture that comes across my timeline

10.12.2024 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm keen if you want to find out

03.12.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it will take time to build up the community and find its place. I'm still torn between multiple places without giving my full focus to any

03.12.2024 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm always boring

03.12.2024 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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