notthatSWEET

Ty! 🥹

I forgot about this app! 😒😂

ever wonder how different your life would be if you didn’t do that one thing.

I want to be with someone who is excited about me

happy pie for breakfast day!

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I don’t like it 🤷🏻‍♀️ or alcohol. I however do love benzos but won’t let myself get a script for them because I love them so much.😭😂😂

I just came to the realization that I really only care about Thanksgiving leftovers. The actual holiday meal is solely a vehicle to get me there.

quick question. how do you stop isolating when people are just awful?

i’m bringing jeggings back (yeah)

them other hard pants don’t know how to act (yeah)

I think it’s special to have a big back (yeah)

Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

don’t forget kids to leave your turkey carcass and a glass of gravy out for Mariah Carey tonight

i’m bringing jeggings back (yeah)

them other hard pants don’t know how to act (yeah)

I think it’s special to have a big back (yeah)

Pretending to be dead

every time I try regular nail polish I fuck it up within 10 mins just by existing

I give up. Deal with the typos

Forgot people can remove their post if you quote it here. i wasn’t trolling but are we all going to really calling posts “skeets” here??? 👀😵 just making sure?😂

They could literally rape and murder someone right next to a MAGA cult member and they won’t care. That why it’s a cult.

I was about to last night. I’m too old for this! 😭😂

They could literally rape and murder someone right next to a MAGA cult member and they won’t care. That why it’s a cult.

🫣😂

Idk why I’m supposed to act like I’m okay when it feels like my uterus is trying to dig its way out of me like a rabid alien every month

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

I'm literally one cabinet pick away from my goal weight.

I wish self esteem grew on trees like fig newtons and cash monies.

If I unfollow you after you follow me it’s because I didn’t realize I was already following you so then I’ll have to follow you again. I’m not weird

Sure cats are cute and cuddly but they'd cheerfully stab you and burn your house down if they had thumbs

The worst thing about a new site is the feeling of being painfully uncool all over again