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The original incarnation of chaos. Bob is on vacation but his fine ass will return from the Web, maybe.

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Sounds about right. He’s is in the armpit of Texas.

11.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. The Tesla video with usagi electric was absolute trash and the timing could not have been worse. I mean, read the room! I unsubscribed to both of them. There videos were getting repetitive anyway.

11.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do that to the perfect puppet for the cabinet?

11.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

11.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7275    πŸ” 1614    πŸ’¬ 262    πŸ“Œ 67

I like how the news will be like β€œwhile the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

10.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6554    πŸ” 1386    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 54
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β€œI’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 πŸ†

10.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 14987    πŸ” 3959    πŸ’¬ 392    πŸ“Œ 234

This could have slapped, like how the Watchmen series did.

10.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously! Some of yall have to be wearing a fur suit on a full moon while holding this specific golden amulet of Ra while standing on one foot.

Not tryin' to kink shame but some of it seems like way too much work!

10.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Article up:
bsky.app/profile/boys...

10.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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Clearly didn't want to perjure herself.

09.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2123    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 39

Seriously, like half the episode was the musical montage of the theme song and it ends on a cliffhanger. Not James Gunn's best work but I hope it gets renewed to at least tie things up. One more season and then he can put his full time into the rest of DC

10.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every one of my monthly bills has gone up by at least 20 percent in the last 4 months.

Every single one. Even the garbage man.

10.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He sounds desperate. He’s gonna TACO by next week.

10.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a bill on Gavin Newsom's desk right now that would stop monopoly utility companies from adding the costs of their lobbying and PR campaigns into customers' bills.

It's unclear if Newsome will sign the bill, despite 93% of voters agreeing with its premise.

10.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 953    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 22
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Antifa terrorists getting ready to do battle with Trump's Nazi ICE Gestapo in war ravaged Portland. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ‘‡

10.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

As a ton of people have already said, they also deescalate the situation with silliness and highlight the absurdity of the situation rather than the scariness.

It emphasizes their impotence and incompetence and dishonesty rather than complementing the spectacle the regime is trying to create.

10.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 437    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

They also obstruct the view of the shock troops, making it much harder for them to aim into the crowd or take body cam footage of folks.

AND by drawing the camera they allow for news-ready protest images that don't reveal identity without looking scary like those ICE gaiter masks.

10.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

As a protest optics nerd love about the inflatables is how much they visually disrupt and pull focus from the fascist shock imagery Noem & Miller are trying to create.

So many of these photos now look like the world's silliest dance party, backgrounded by a bunch of guys in uniform looking awkward

10.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2266    πŸ” 573    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 48

It would be kinda adorable if it were like a 10 year old living in Orange County who got into his dad’s weed gummie stash.

10.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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now do jan 6th

10.10.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7268    πŸ” 1732    πŸ’¬ 329    πŸ“Œ 87
Hank Hill yelling at a computer center employee: "I do not want to save to onedrive. I want to save to the documents folder. On my computer. That I own. In my house."

Hank Hill yelling at a computer center employee: "I do not want to save to onedrive. I want to save to the documents folder. On my computer. That I own. In my house."

EVERGREEN

09.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

It sounded like you were concerned about non-techies shooting themselves in the foot if they didn’t have a corporate managed App Store as guard rails. If that’s not what you meant then my bad

10.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU!πŸ™

10.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good

10.10.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Allegedly

10.10.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you still pay for cable? I gave that up years ago.

10.10.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.

10.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5164    πŸ” 604    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 23

idk how many people there are who will throw down for jim comey, but there's a helluva lot of people who will throw down for tish james

09.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1411    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 19

Yall really need to get in tune with
my inner monologue

10.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d just want to give them a little poke. A boop if you will. That would be enough.

10.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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