Bryant

Jays in 6.

This also showed up on SI. Nine word tweet from former deputy under Tim Mead (think he was in the news lately), Angels communication director until '09 - three years before Pujols got there. Superstar athlete may have ego. Huge scoop.

Just announce a hiring. Don't care who; just make this stop.

Hey, it's also on SI! (Derogatory)

A figurehead in place while Preller makes the actual final call is one reason I expected it to happen. Until realizing, oh yeah, he just really likes doing all the GM stuff and probably wouldn't anybody else cutting into 24-7 baseball work.

I don't want to ruin them for you, so please understand the following is not a criticism of the shoes or knocking anybody who would purchase said shoes. Just a reflection of how my brain operates.

*Ahem*

I can't stop thinking about how these should be posted to the secret_buttholes IG account.

Serious answer is I mostly agree with you in how some teams operate, but I think the intent with a POBO is to create a checks-and-balances system that accounts for more than on-field roster construction. Here, there's none of that. Because they're run by AJ. Which is why Greup is staging a coup.

Oh okay, AJ.

The Nationals don't even have a GM. Which means they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing, and hire an even younger person for that role.

Anyway, I'm wearing a back brace to a concert tonight and preemptively called out of work tomorrow to recover.

The manager for the Nationals played two seasons with first-time free agent, Michael King, at Boston College.

The manager for the Nationals was drafted in 2015.

NOW YOU KNOW

"But no one can seem to accept the fact/The lake gives us life, and she takes it back”

Vlad Jr hits a thirty run homer.

Raffi for the anthem and PUP for 7th inning stretch.

Go Jays.

...drunk and high?

Locked in a loan on a condo with my then girlfriend and current wife...less than a week before it was revealed Countrywide collapsed.

(Also drunk and high.)

Seems fitting that Trout could see Elvis Peguero tipping pitches from the outfield and call him out for it mid-game, but an entire organization couldn't be bothered for 4+ seasons to tell Adell to chill the fuck out when gripping a bat.

Good for Albert but also kind of crazy that nobody at any point before that was like "hey Jo - maybe don't strangle the bat."

He'll need to work behind Kouz for the time being, maybe even try a different position for a season or two, before eventually being promoted to Special Assistant in Baseball Operations.

Hundley, Loretta, Peavy, Hoffman(s)...who else can they squeeze out of the early-Petco era Padres into the front office?

(Kouz. Has to be Kouz.)

"Thank you for joining the team and signing up to receive San Diego Padres emails!"

Nah man. I practice self-care. Couldn't be me.

Ah, I see today is Resubscribed To Padres Email Marketing Lists Against My Will Day. 🥳

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Pretty good. But it's no bsky.app/profile/edbu...

"I drew the line at 4 consecutive extra base hits."

Oh okay. Thanks, man.

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the baseball team the Dodgers. Sometimes, under very specific circumstances, you do “gotta hand it to them"

Let my son stay up for this. Might not be worth it tomorrow at 6:30.

Worth it.

Oh! Eric Lauer!

Oh. Eric Lauer.