Not Who You Think I Am

A sitting president says he "doesn't know" if he is required to uphold the Constitution. It is literally in the oath of office. He either a) is a complete moron, b) doesn't give a damn about the rule of law, or c) some combination of the above. There is no 4th option. That's it.

Catching up on season 2 of Severance. Somewhere there exists a universe where Adam Scott, Tig Notaro and Tom Cruise play siblings in a movie together.

"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." - Tywin Lannister.

In case you need to see it, here's a random collage my phone made of my pets.

More of this, America.

It's days like these in these chaotic times that I am grateful to Disney+ for having the original Muppet Show. Where else are you going to see James Coburn in a culturally offensive sketch involving Japanese Muppets, Animal, gongs and square dancing?

Things like this sound good but they are next to impossible to pull off in a country our size. Too many people can't afford to just stop working and risk getting fired. I mean have you seen the price of eggs lately?

The lineup on TCM tonight. You can't tell me that's unintentional.

Did Trump's executive order just make everyone in the U.S. female? All Americans are now AFBT (assigned female by Trump).

I am woman, hear me roar. mashable.com/article/trum...

I hope you are right. About the second part, I mean. I have no doubt about the first part.

Well now I need to know what the joke was. Also why are you on Bluesky when you clearly should be working? Slacker.

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - JRR Tolkien.

My favorites are the ones that say "I bet no one will share this." You're right. I won't because I hate those kinds of posts.

Am I the only one who finds it odd that TFG was the one who proposed the TikTok ban in the first place and now he's suddenly going to save it with an executive order on his first day in office? No? Just me? Okay then, as you were.

Yes hopefully we get to find out what Dennis was up to!

After careful consideration I have reached the conclusion that insomnia is not all it's cracked up to be.

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

YouTube video by John Maverick JAWS (1975) Scene: "It's a Great White"/'Eating Machine.'

Been thinking about this scene a lot since the election. Especially the line about "ignoring this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass." I think a lot of people are going to get bitten on the ass in January. Can't say we didn't warn you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGoe...

So here I am on yet another social media platform until this one turns into a dumpster fire like all the others.