@jeffsucks.bsky.social
I'm Jeff, who sucks.
The weirdest thing about the NBA gambling ring is that Michael Jordan isn't involved.
23.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫡
13.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0JB should've ended this with "you bitch".
08.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mike Johnson is right! I mean, kids these days, what with their Bad Bunnys and their VH1s and their Rubik's Cubes and their Dan Folgebergs.
08.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So Bezos wants us to pay for a subscription to WaPo so we can find out how to get settlement money from Amazon.
26.09.2025 21:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A dead ass cardinal lying on a road.
For the Cubs, there may be no sweeter momentum builder before the playoffs than stomping all over the St. Louis Shitbirds this weekend.
26.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: Chicken Pox caused by Vicks Vap-o-Rub: White House
BREAKING: Astigmatism caused by chewable vitamins and parental failure to invest in Trump Coin: NIH
BREAKING: Havana Syndrome caused by component of Tito’s: CIA
BREAKING: Red hair caused by potato consumption: Marine Corps
No childhood hero ever held up better.
22.09.2025 16:01 — 👍 768 🔁 78 💬 10 📌 3When we replace Fallon with this guy.
19.09.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just fucking resign, you wet noodle.
18.09.2025 13:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man, I could use some of that cheap cocaine right now.
18.09.2025 11:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know about you, but this latest news has made me totally and completely forget about Jeffrey Epstein.
18.09.2025 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Confirmation that sports supersedes politics: I hope Matt Shaw and Michael Busch GO OFF tonight against the Braves.
10.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
03.09.2025 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Big scoop for pee man
21.08.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Went to a big city over the weekend (St. Louis), and let me tell you, conservatives are absolutely right about the violence in big cities. I was mugged, assaulted, extorted, kidnapped, raped, and murdered. But worst of all, I was criminally bored.
11.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Detachable Penis
05.08.2025 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Most inappropriate artist that could still possibly appear at The Sphere: James Taylor
02.08.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Lolla!
01.08.2025 12:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Attn: @eve6.bsky.social
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