@jschuster.bsky.social
Former IT drudge. He/him Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)
No, hairy
23.11.2025 18:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jcsalterego.bsky.social account is over there ---->
23.11.2025 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh no worries, it can also be transmitted via ejac-
*sound of phone being slapped from hand*
Good lord! That's gorgeous!
23.11.2025 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"aircraft? nonsense! tethered hot air balloons are perfect for observing enemy troop movements!"
23.11.2025 14:14 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1We have a winner
23.11.2025 04:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kiva chocolate bars are pretty good!
23.11.2025 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well said!
23.11.2025 02:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I just remembered that Rep MTG led the subcommittee that grilled the presidents of NPR and PBS in the spring, calling them "Un-American."
www.youtube.com/live/mf7BvBI...
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21.11.2025 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's no mystery to why Trump is kissing Mayor-elect Mamdani's ass.
Trump loves two things: 1) winning and 2) extraordinary media influence.
Trump is a PR whore. He recognizes the exceptional media skills of Mr. Mamdani and wants to draft off him.
That's pretty much it.
...agrees with the last person who has his ear
21.11.2025 23:16 β π 79 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βBut Google *says* they wonβt train their βAIβ on any personal or proprietary data!β
Oh my sweet summer child. Literally every other tech company has been caught in this same lie; if you believe Google, someone probably has a bridge to sell you.
Eccccch! The worst. May your blockage clear soon!
21.11.2025 12:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Simpsons own: Kent Brockman of Channel 6 in Springfield at his news desk. Overhead: the post that Donald Trump made on Truth Social, that called for the executions of Congress members. "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!". Caption: "What part of "NO KINGS!", don't you understand?".
NO KINGS! π«π
20.11.2025 22:52 β π 22 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0That might be the Banisters.
House motto:
"we always pave our steps"
You're probably thinking of "Kashi"
KALSHI is another name for Daenerys Targaryen, a character from "Game of Thrones"
I notice they name-checked two cities that are 60% and 70% Black. Staying on brand you racist motherfuckers.
20.11.2025 18:18 β π 45 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0The smirk on the prince's face... absolute Putin-level satisfaction
20.11.2025 17:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Or the rats. Might just be time to let the rats have a go at it.
20.11.2025 16:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I may or may not have an infused pre-roll with a ludicrous % number just waiting... waiting...
20.11.2025 16:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heeheehee... civilization is doomed! Doomed, I tell ya!
20.11.2025 16:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oooooof!
20.11.2025 16:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€¬
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βI want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.β
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Nice. Very clean. Well done!
20.11.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But on alternate Tuesdays it's called the Llabnivlac! Using the wrong name gets you 15 minutes in the punishment box*
*I know it says "transmogrifier", but it's multipurpose!
Ha!
20.11.2025 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh hell yeah!
19.11.2025 23:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Her what now?
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