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Narrator of the YouTube video 'I Beat Super Cheese World Without Collecting a Cheese': obviously we have to collect the tutorial cheese because it is given to us automatically
Me: liar! booo! do it properly!

We actually need more corruption. If everyone is doing corruption then according to free market principles the best corruption will rise to the top

nothing beats taking a nice walk and admiring the beauty of autumn

I love my idiot son

listening to the monster mash and getting scared

with a lollipop and a propeller cap

my brain is so rotted by JD Vance memes that his real face looks fake to me

(Ripping the fattest hit you’ve ever seen) it’s the fleeting sorrow of impermanence dude (coughing so hard I’m crying tears while scratching a mustard stain off my pants) our hearts ache when snow begins to fall, because we know it will soon melt

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Accidentally thought too long about how small my dog is and got emotional

stolen base: "let's go 45 seconds of exhilaration"

next guy strikes out: "get the Uber ready"

guy sitting next to me at a baseball game just yelled "come on Burlington Coat Factory! lmaoooooo

a bald stick figure in a chair with his arms out in front like he’s typing on a keyboard, and he’s got the biggest angry frown imaginable and eyebrows that express frustrated bemusement

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

I was trying to think of the phrase "poison the well" and it came out as "sour the soup"

yeah! Bloodborne is a decade old, never remastered and never made available on PC which is tragic because this game is a masterpiece

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

taking a break from threatening civil war over a chain restaurant changing its logo so I can threaten civil war over the murder of a neo-Nazi podcaster

happy Silksong day!

i think it’s not talked about enough that so many christian rightwingers support israel because they want to trigger the end times rapture and they believe supporting israel will ensure this

cutest gals

it's one baby, Michael, what could it cost? $5000?

chatgpt is exactly as close to consciousness or experiencing emotions as a calculator, & it will never get any closer

HOW TO FRIGHTEN THE OLD GENERATION, PUT THEM IN A ANTARCTICA PUT THEM IN A RESEARCH STATION, where the DOG is INFECTED by A PARASITIC ALIEN

post a gif of a N64 game

I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to

looking into it