Eric Daniels

If you want to throw away a weekend, get a shingles shot Friday afternoon

now you have to preface it with”Microsoft”

I hope Democrats today are planning aggressive prosecutions for what will likely be a full docket of crimes against humanity someday. If they fail to meet the moment, other parties will no doubt be pursuing their own forms of justice.

The guy in the SUV told the woman he was police and was looking out for car thieves.

In our tiny Vermont town this week, a resident noted she interacted with a guy in an SUV parked near her house with its lights off. She then reported, "When I got to work I received an email from state police saying that the man is homeland security, and to not be concerned."

The only difference between now and the previous 80 years is that now we openly brag about our global extrajudicial killing program

I highly doubt they will respond that way. It's what they want.

Well Spotify Wrapped is out for 2025 and I’m pleased to report that “12 Hours White Noise Machine” is once again my top track

Most people don’t even bother to look

This technical writer salutes you

Drove my kid back to college today. I hate everything about car culture

Backdraft 2: Vaxxed?

Germans today who listen to his speeches say Hitler didn't have a special rhetorical gift; he meandered and repeated himself a lot. Some want to believe he just mesmerized the population but many Germans sort of wanted a guy to channel their anger. More parallels to today I suppose

Embarrassing catalog subscriptions

Thank you!

It’s been almost 20 years since I was similarly tortured by Belinda Carlisle belting out “ooh baby do you know what’s that’s worth”

Still twitch involuntarily when I hear it

My daughter, studying to be a PA, is home for the holiday. Not sure she’s seen this news and I’m not sure I want to call it out to her during her break. Sucks.

She’s getting paid in digital ape drawings

Screen shot of The Guardian headline “Gramma, tortoise who lived through two world wars, dies aged 141”

Thank you for your service Gramma 🫡

So you *are* a bot then

She’s clearly crossed the (Maginot) line this time

Someone here needs to say “mom soup” so I guess it’s me

Turned red? More like crimson amirite

Absolutely. He’s largely lost to history but he had a lot to do with shaping Europe as we know it

Charles was quite the character.

Hold on now, did you consider backofthenapkin might have won the gold that year

Whoever this was driving north on I-91 I n Mass today, you rock

Hope you’re right! It depends upon how much quality management will be willing to sacrifice to save on labor costs. There’s a lot of dumb managers out there

I will personally be using 6-7x less energy because AI will have taken my job