Good soup… kind of. It was supposed to be soup, but the Orzo absorbed too much of the liquid and thickened it a little too much 😂😂

She didn’t give birth. She’s dead. They removed a fetus 3 months early from a corpse that was decomposing

As someone who grew up on military bases, this is a malicious compliance march at best. They showed up and did what they were told to so that they didn’t get in trouble, but they didn’t do it well. It’s their way of protesting. Soldiers never forget drills no matter how long they’ve not done it

I didn’t like Elon BEFORE he came out as a Nazi. I am entertained by them spilling all the dirty secrets on each other though.

Storms are brewing #weather #stormclouds #stormseason #stormyweather

When it’s nap time, but the expensive bed isn’t good enough #sleepycat #naptime #cat

I know it’s just pareidolia, but that’s straight up a face lol

Well the sky is looking… ominous again. Dear Mother Nature can we quit with the severe weather. I’m tired of being crammed in a hallway at work because of tornado warnings 🫠 #weather #stormclouds

This is gorgeous

When your little helper tuckers herself out by “helping” #yarn #catsandyarn #cats

I feel this in my soul

Nap time after morning zoomies. Guess I’m not matching socks #cats #naptime

Sometimes you got to clean. Sometimes you got to pick your battles and let grumpy old men sleep

Sheep need to be sheared. They will die an agonizing death due to over heating if they don’t. The same as wild sheep do. Their wool will get matted and then they’ll over heat. Are vegans seriously suggesting that we allow an entire species to die off in such a cruel way? Man vegans make no sense

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

And people wonder why I refuse to drink tap water.

I was just about to mention this one

Pretty sure he followed me. Under the same handle minus the 1 😂

I’d love to beta but I’m not a super active content creator. I like consuming content more than creating it

Oh definitely. The first whiff of it being confirmed to be owned by META and it’s gone.

The way I cackled. AO3 appreciates your contribution. Thank you sir for the laugh 🤣

They thanked Trump, and now they’re pushing FB, Instagram, and meta. Blocked all three and am side eyeing all of it so hard

“Clean girl” aesthetic is just the “millennial gray” they make fun of but for makeup and nail polish. Be bold gen z. Wear the bold colors with a cat eye sharp enough to cut your enemies 😂

LED headlights would be one of my first bans. My astigmatisms kill me on a good night, but then here comes Cledus in his lifted Ford F150 and his retina eviscerater 5000s. Like sir I’m glad you see 1000 yrs into the future, but I’m now blind and have a migraine 💀😭

Lamb and rice with veggies, yummy😋
#simplemeals #meat&rice

If you go to any movie in the theaters the rest of the year, make it Wicked. It’s absolutely phenomenal. #wickedthemovie

I knew my state hated women, but I definitely had higher hopes for the rest of the country. My bad I guess. Lesson learned

“How’s everyone feeling about the election?” I chose the wrong time to try and kick the nail bitting habit. I was doing so well to, but now my right hand is back down to nubs! #USelection #2024election