Chris Csont 🥐

June, 1993. I exhale loudly and pat my brow. The desert is punishingly hot but we’ve had a magnificent expedition so far. Specimens we never could have imagined, and the best possible team. Yet nothing makes me happier than the chance to share my work with my son. He’s struggling a bit at school, being bullied over his weight and so forth, and trying out a new, more combative personality. It’s not totally working, if I’m being honest, but I’m glad he’s asserting himself. In any case, science requires confidence, and Dr. Grant, our team leader, will make a marvelous role model. But wait, what’s this? I look over and see Dr. Grant giving some personal attention to my son! And he appears to be showing him a dinosaur claw! Incredible! I can already tell that this is going to be one of the best weeks of my son’s life

Slow Horses has replaced The Blacklist as the show your gen x coworker has most likely "been getting into". the blacklist held onto the title from 2021 to today. it is the first time an apple tv show has held this honor, and joins ted lasso as the second apple tv show to earn broad coworker approval

SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake

YouTube video by BreeSharpDD Bree Sharp's David Duchovny in HD

hey if anyone knows anyone under the age of let's say 25 would you mind showing them this video and asking them what they think is happening in it, and who, if anyone, they recognize

I like it when there are a bunch of people on here talking about a sporting event that I'm not watching.

It's like seeing a flock of pigeons eating a smashed sidewalk donut together. I'm not partaking, but you guys dig in.

got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a Leberkässemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast

K-Pop Demon Hunters is legitimately the global cultural phenomenon of 2025 and honestly there are far worse things to be a cultural touchstone this year than a trio of young women fighting literal soul-sucking hegemony through the power of their art

Thanksgiving 2025:

“Your anti-AI bias is the WORST kind of bigotry!”

“Jimmy, get the iPad off the table.”

“Stop excluding her!”

“JaMes yOUr ❤️ MonITEr iS IRREguLar. Do y0U N33d a MASSag3?”

“NOT NOW, KUMIKO!”

Everyone stops.

“If you want us to respect your robot, you need to respect her first.”

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

Really needed to hear this today. Thanks.

When I turned 30 I had not yet written my first published book or my first published novel and did not know (or know of) some of the most important people in my life. I didn't know how much my life could still change, and did, after the age of 30. There is so much your life still yet to live.

increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down

For the first time ever, Button likes a Taylor Swift album.

"I just LIKE it," he says. "It's fine."

my emotional support billionaire is dropping her new album tomorrow don’t talk to me until monday

Gabbo is Coming billboard from The Simpsons

You say “Tilly Norwood” and I think

It’s one part “Of course an economist is going to love what AI does to the arts,” and one part “Men would rather publicly creep on a digital representation of a woman than get therapy.”

Yet another attempt to distract America from the Epstein Files.

It’s a refrain, a strategic frame, and a call for action. Expect the rank and file right to start collecting “evidence” (producing content) to support the “health care for illegal aliens” frame.

ok I'm not generally shocked by the NYT being shit, but I'll admit the egregiousness of this one made my jaw drop

Like stretching an ouroboros over a möbius strip.

It would be awesome if Banshee from the x-men sounded like Michael McDonald. just him going PEGGGGGGG and shearing the head right off of a sentinel

There we are.

We got a Daniel Tiger potty training book with music and most children’s toy music is so bad but this one I was like “this song about potties is a banger.” And then my husband was like “that’s ‘such great heights.’” And he was right! They ripped it off!

Today's speech is exactly what one expects from someone who flounced from the Individual Ready Reserve due to his white supremacist tattoos

“This meeting could’ve been an email.”

“This meeting could’ve been a link to an Andrew Tate video.”

“This meeting could’ve been done in Call of Duty voice chat.”

Pete Hegseth screaming and balling his fists in front of several American flags. He wants us all to know he’s a manly man, and he only wants to see manly men like him doing war shit every day.

Pete Hegseth announcing that The Department of War is actually the name of the tag team he’s forming with JD Vance, and that we had better be ready for the atrocities they’re going to commit at Wrestlemania.

I’m in my Tactical RPG era.

Me, cntd: I started this unit with the Gladiator and the Shaman who got all flustered talking about his muscles. There’s a story scene where she says he has a cute butt. I put her directly behind him in the grid.

And this unit features these three women who remind me of the Powerpuff Girls.

YouTubers making 15 minute videos about designing units in Unicorn Overlord: “…promotion gives them an extra sword slot, but that doesn’t mean they do double damage…”

Me playing Unicorn Overlord: This unit has the Prince and all the girls who want to smooch him.