Tyler McLargeHuge

Finally, butt cheeks are back boobs.

Every time I see the weapons used by ancient Hawaiian and other Polynesian people, all I can think about is how much it must have hurt to be sawed and bashed to death by another massive human being with these things.

Watching the show Chief of War and our tv froze with Jason Mamoa’s little King Kamehameha front and center in his opening scene. What a massive pimple on his nostril.

Sometimes the worst part about being American is when the entire country bands together to show the world that we can be reduced to our stereotypes.

Even when you have a shitty job you can dress for success above your station. This look will take you directly from the custodian’s closet straight to the board room before you can say minimum wage.

I have been asked over and over why I have remained a faithful fan of South Park since I was 15 when the show first aired. The opening episode of season 27 is all the response I will ever need.

The local Dunkin Donuts knows they’re the only chain donuts in town. The attitude there is, “the local Krispy Kreme is closed and you will eat the donuts we choose or you will eat no donuts because the customer is an asshole.“

I am very sad to hear about the passing of Peter Krykant. His work to keep people who are struggling with substance use disorders safe and alive will leave a lasting legacy in Scotland and drug policy reform. Like many people who struggled, he was very happy to be a father, spending time with family

peter krykant meant a lot to those who work in homelessness as well as drug addiction itself - he will be sorely missed

Tonight’s Canaveral rocket launch and you can see the aura from the rocket on the right and the booster returning to the ground on the left.

Name a currency and the same has happened. It’s the newest example, but the comment was made because I was thinking about it. It’s not going to change anything to make the comment, just a thing about the nature of the world. As long as you aren’t the hypothetical bro, why care?

It is what it is, and it is not going anywhere soon. Some of those people had to accidentally get super rich just by losing access to or forgetting about their coins. Now, who knows who they are but they have to exist in the crypto bro world.

Bitcoin was initially used on the dark web to trade guns, drugs, and child sexual images. Say a porn dealer had a hard drive with a $1k wallet in 2010, got jailed for 15 years, opens it up today and had $88 billion. Some of the worst people ever got very, very rich because of its popularity.

I had never seen a woodpecker with the big red crest on its head before yesterday. It was really neat to see one.

There’s no way that the Trump admin hasn’t gotten exponentially better at manipulating the market since his first term. With all the billions his admin is worth, and knowing that tariffs will be announced soon. They are printing money again, did it last time as well.

How easy is it to make money off the stock market if you’re in the Trump admin. Pull stocks before the tariff announcement, invest before tariffs are lifted. Make a ton of money and laugh about the financial crisis during your tv interviews. The crisis doesn’t exist if you know beforehand.

Seems like everyone is super chill about what is happening with tariffs. If you are having to pull out the “just please chill out” argument, you are losing the argument fast.

It’s funny when you realize that about 50% of people perform everyday tasks differently from you in a way you can’t imagine. Like, the day you learn that about 50% of people sit to wipe their butts, and the other half stand up to wipe. I was 23 when I found out that this was a thing.

There’s even a sub-Reddit of people talking about just living with the locking tab broken off their RJ-35 connectors. There’s a special place in hell for them.

I don’t know how these people can live with themselves, but they will snap the tab off the RJ connector to pull the cord out of the device or router from across the room. They are used to it, so they will complain when someone moves and disconnects their Ethernet for the millionth time.

I prefer the feeling when you plug something in and it has the soft feeling of slipping snugly into place, but an accompanying Ethernet cable click would really drive the experience home. Not like the monsters who break the tab off the cable to pull it out at a distance.

'He Approaches the Baby Gangsta': Watch Steve Bannon's Rap Musical Rob Corddry, Gary Anthony Williams and more join a table reading of Steve Bannon's surreal hip-hop take on Shakespeare's 'Coriolanus.'

He brought right-wing populism to the global political stage. He is responsible for the election of many RW politicians. Did you know that he is also the author of a version of Coriolanus set against the background of the 92 LA riots? Also, a bunch of actors did a table reading of the play.

At this point I think that Trump’s tariffs are purely about sinking the market enough to buy cheap, get rid of the tariffs, and rake in as much legal insider trading as possible. It’s easy to buy stocks cheap when you’re able to manipulate prices with a single comment.

Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault Actor and comedian charged with rape, indecent assault, oral rape and two counts of sexual assault, say police

BREAKING: Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault

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Tesla is remotely activating the external security cameras on their vehicles to catch vandalism. They are also able to remotely activate the security cameras inside their vehicles. Who wants to fool around in their car for Musk to watch after a few grams of ketamine. Yuck!

a man with foam on his face and the words " the perfect organism " above him ALT: a man with foam on his face and the words " the perfect organism " above him

Thinking about watching Alien Romulus with my kids and thinking it might be able to scare the shit out of them in a few decades in a way it could never have scared 80s kids. Welcome to space travel, what’s the difference between a Weyland Corp droid and Elon Musk regarding ethics?

I don’t think my partner appreciates how much I want to get old together so I can dress like this and yell this at her every single opportunity that arises. It’s how I say “I want to grow old together.”

every time i catch a snippet of @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social i’m reminded why dems lose so goddamn always

Being in Florida you get reminded that you are constantly surrounded by wildlife, when and where they have decided to leave it alone enough to be beautiful. I miss the far less developed Florida from my childhood.