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Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

The Lost Bus. Yeesh. Giving up less than halfway through.

🎉IT’S PUBLICATION DAY!🎉

My first legal thriller, #TheCutThroatTrial!

The mutilated body of an old man is found in the street. Three teenagers nearby, caked in his blood.

Each points the finger at the others.

Each has his own story.

Available NOW in the links below 👇

Hottest 100 of Australian Songs - triple j Listen on Saturday July 26 as we count down the Hottest 100 Australian songs - as voted by you.

Great way to spend a rainy Saturday - Triple J Hottest 100 Australian Songs. I'm a late arrival, so, I'll hear lots of 'new to me' songs (e.g., 86-Gotye, 85-DMAs), and some I know (91-Whitlams, 89-Amyl and the Sniffers, 87-Gang of Youths). Rock on! #music #Australia www.abc.net.au/triplej/coun...

YouTube video by HuntersCollectorVEVO Hunters & Collectors - Throw Your Arms Around Me (1986)

The Bear s04e07 (yeah yeah I’m late) has some wishy washy cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me in the background at the wedding. Fucking *sacrilege*.

youtu.be/J00HIvc_vAE?...

That headline. In case they change it: "Childcare provider says it didn’t think abuse scandal news would hurt share price"

3-part doco on Live Aid etc and this right at the end.

A pair of cockatoos casually clearing out my gutters … coincidentally bombing anyone below.

The Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme is a national treasure. It gets the best price from US pharmaceutical corps, protecting us from exorbitant prices that US citizens pay.

Congrats to PM Albanese for consistently defending the PBS from Big Pharma.

Read: australiainstitute.org.au/post/our-pbs...

My 0700 routine is down to a fine art! Two litres tepid water, flip the wipers before it all freezes again, run that bastard until the heater is actually heating.

Where we are suffering Antarctic conditions.

Lordy that was a while back though.

I neeeeeeded to know that.

Boaty! Am here but not as often as I should be. You doing ok?

I’m watching Alone Denmark s08 and I swear Ulrik learned or practiced his English with an Aussie.

For some reason the doctor and paramedic speak English with the competitors - maybe they’re Finnish, and Danish isn’t the same?

Alan Kohler Explains Alan Kohler breaks down some of the big economic questions that affect you.

Alan Kohler explains: “superannuation was fine until 2007 when John Howard turned into into a tax dodge for the rich”

Honestly almost all the long term problems this country has emanate from Australia’s most short sighted self serving PM John Howard

in iview iview.abc.net.au/show/alan-ko...

None visible!

Just caught a glimpse of a large roo bounding down the tramline. (From my first floor bedroom window)

Southbound. Heading for Civic.

a man in a suit and tie says mr speaker he 's going troppo Alt: a man in a suit and tie - Paul Keating - says mr speaker he 's going troppo

I HAVE VOTED!

This just in on Button FM: Lego #BBCGhosts needs 2,780 more votes to be considered as an official LEGO set!

ideas.lego.com/projects/a72...

Vote now to see the whole cast recreated as minifigures! (ft. @benwillbond.bsky.social and @lazbo.bsky.social)

Oh no. Not available Australian site. Gosh darn those grabby and parochial publishers to heck.
Will add a thing to my calendar for pub date.

Thank you, kind and secret barrister!

Once again praying to the bsky gods for a bookmark function for my upcoming publication-buying goodness…

Can’t see an ebook option - will there be one for pre-order? (but I haven’t checked the Amazon link because fuck those guys)

#Thailand just hit by a very large (7.7) #earthquake at 1.26pm local time, origin Myanmar. Felt right across the country. Water in high-rise hotel pools sloshing down buildings, and the big Mahanakorn building downtown (if you know it) seen swaying back and forth. Too early for damage reports.

No good new things so I’ve started The Forsyte Saga.

OMG baby-faced Damian Lewis and Rupert Graves. Delicious!!

Starting #Adolescence. I may be some time.

So gross

For the record, Joe Hockey is a defence lobbyist who stands to make millions from defence contracts with the US and other allies. To just describe him in interviews as a former US ambassador and not his CURRENT vested interest role is not just irresponsible, it's lying.

67% humidity is not nice

a small white dog is walking on a brick sidewalk with a wind spell written above it . Alt: a small white dog is walking on a brick path with a wind spell written above it .

Getting v v windy and violent-gusty out there.
#CBR